21 Jump Street sentence starters
67 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: cussing, sexual themes, violence
āOh my god⦠Youāre not asking me to prom, are you?ā
āThereās not a nice way to put it. Youāre a fucking nerd.ā
āYouāre good at this, huh?ā
āHey, you want to be friends?ā
āGet ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers.ā
āYou want me to beat your dick off?ā
āDonāt run from me! Youāre making it worse for yourself!ā
āIām not playing anymore! Iām so not kidding!ā
āYou got the right to⦠suck my dick, motherfucker!ā
āThis place is weirdā¦ā
āKeep that dirty dick in your pants.ā
āThey put this on the internet for everybody to see?ā
ā_____, I just really donāt want to fuck this up.ā
āThis house is adorable.ā
āOh my god, _____, did you do all this yourself? This is unbelievable!ā
āI think I shit my pants.ā
āWhat the fuck are those things?ā
āIām so confused right now.ā
āYou donāt care about the environment? Thatās kind of fucked up, man.ā
āOh my god. Relax, dude. Who cares?ā
āChemistryās the one with the shapes and shit, right?ā
āI was just busting your balls.ā
āWow. Youāre fast. Not⦠like that. Just⦠let me check you out. I meanāā
āOkay, Iām not asking. Take it now or get the fuck out.ā
āI donāt like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth.ā
āOrganized sports are so fascist. That shit makes me sick.ā
āItās backwards and unnatural, and itās gotta be stopped.ā
āFuck you, man. I donāt need to tell you.ā
āYou saying we should throw a party?ā
[phone call] āItās so weird that youāre calling me. I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls.ā
āWow. Youāre a sharer. I dig that.ā
āWhere is _____, man? He said heād be here.ā
āYo, this is butt. Thereās, like, no hot dudes here.ā
āAre you drunk? Have you even been drunk before?ā
āDid you see that shit?! That was crazy!ā
āOh, shit⦠When did I get stabbed? Thatās awesome!ā
āDude, I donāt know if that was a good idea.ā
āIām sorry, what are you getting mad at me for?ā
āShut your fucking mouth, you understand me? Shh!ā
āI will straight-up punch you in the face if you do not shut up.ā
āYouāre so lucky your parents donāt give a shit about you.ā
āWow, thatās a bigger hug than I was expecting.ā
āI just want to make sure that you and _____ are going to be careful with whatever it is youāre getting involved in.ā
āIs that a code for sex?ā
āIām so happy that I met you.ā
āGod, just let me do my thing. I know what Iām doing.ā
āSeriously, if you do that again, Iām gonna Whack-A-Mole you in the balls.ā
āGet the fuck out of the car!ā
āWhatās wrong with you?! Run!ā
āThatās right. Go to sleep, bitch.ā
āYou just got head-butted, motherfucker!ā
āAre you fucking serious right now?!ā
āWhat are you doing? Have you completely lost your mind?ā
āYouāre embarrassing me.ā
āWorst best friend ever!ā
āI donāt want to talk to you ever again.ā
āHave some fairy dust, motherfucker!ā
āYouāre supposed to be my friend!ā
āI wouldāve taken a bullet for you.ā
āIām lost without you.ā
āHow do you ever expect to make any new friends with that attitude?ā
āThe only approval that I ever needed was my best friendās.ā
āYou think Iām hot?ā
āYouāre a goddamn rock star.ā
āI think you should be mad at more guys, because you deserve a guy whoās good and who doesnāt lie to you. You shouldnāt settle for less than that.ā
āThanks for saving my life. Asshole.ā