Chronicallyillcommdog

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

The Tireless Renewal of Time.

"Man or bear"

fuck. thinking abt vincent benitez again. can u imagine shuttling urself to fucking rome bc ur like ''well fuck i kinda have to go man this shit is my duty even though its gonna result in nothing but heartbreak and possibly death for me'' and u show up to the conclave and u realise that most of the ppl in line to be big daddy pope r fucking CLOWNSSSSSS like the silliest most vapid fucking people and u don't wanna be judgemental or anything bc thats not exactly godly but holy fucking shit if u will pardon the blasphemy what the FUCK and the one guy who you think is not too fucked up and evil has like a mountain of baggage and shouts that he doesn't want ur vote and ur like damn king fine im still voting for u tho and then the fucking building where ur doing all this goddamn longass taking fucking forever voting in gets fucking bombed and the fucking fascist goes off on one and for fuck's sakes u don't want to have to deal with this shit but u have to fucking say smth so u do bc its the right thing to do and then the next round of voting rolls around and apparently the holy spirit finally got off its ass and everyone has decided that U are the one for the job which is fucking deranged and awful AND NOW THE FUCKING MONKEYS AND THE FUCKING CIRCUS ARE YOURS YOU HAVE TO RUN THE CIRCUS AND MAKE SURE THE MONKEYS DON'T CHEW THE TARPS AND ROPES AND THROW POPCORN AT THE AUDIENCE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO