Until the Last Days of Arda

It actually kinda pisses me off that every time there’s an adaptation of some classic work coming out, there are takes like “maybe we should not judge the adaptation compared to the original”… I think if the creator doesn’t want their work to be compared and judged on comparison, they can make literally any other type of piece. I’m not arguing for a word for word adaptation - I think those are impossible, first of all, and just not fun to strive for. But slapping a recognisable title, names and plots into your work, and then turning around and asking people not to compare your work to the original is simply absurd lol

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

in a way i am my own dead wife

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

bet it feels good as fuck to wink at your maiden and shut your visor before charging at your contestant with a lance

you will free the princess right now and treats

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