Fuck me

what are the odds that in some parallel universe, rick sanchez and bill cipher were fucking on the dl

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"

“Like I’d tell you anything”

"It's okay, I already know everything xx"

“Ok, now leave me alone”

"You came to me in the first place."

"Anyway, would love to talk, but I have planets to ruin. See ya later, sixer!"

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"

“Like I’d tell you anything”

"It's okay, I already know everything xx"

“Ok, now leave me alone”

"You came to me in the first place."

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"

“Like I’d tell you anything”

"It's okay, I already know everything xx"

“Damn it! Good thing I still have that plate in my head, now get the fuck away from me, bill”

"Oh wow, you sound crazy! Good luck! How are the twins?"