Rosie Zampano

If you hear banging from Artifact Storage, please toss some of the raw meat provided inside as soon as possible! Do NOT step inside yourself.

...why did I take this job. Of course.

Whatever do you mean, Rosie? That's just the second floor staff room. You probably pressed the wrong elevator button.

That is, with all due respect sir, most definitely not the second floor staff room.

Why, hello, Rosie! It seems that I have not made a formal meeting today, my apologies for bursting in here! What time do you think Elias will be free?

Oh, er, he'll actually be free in quite a bit. There's this thing going on and everyone's kicking a fuss up over it! If you want to leave or sit down, you're more than welcome.

Oh, uh, I'm not really sure I'm supposed to share? I mean it's a new hire and some funding stuff so it's not so bad. But the confusing part is Elias really likes this guy that's coming, apparently. You don't happen to know anything about that, right?

... Does his name happen to be either Barnabas or Robert?

Barnabas, yeah! What's up with the guy?

God, I've heard. It- it is crazy, I mean this whole supernatural thing- no offense to you, of course- is pretty wild but I had no clue it could do this! You should've seen Tim when he found those letters among the statements- Elias' face was priceless. I even snuck a photo, for when I'm feeling down.

... Jonah? What- do I want to know? No, I don't want to know. God, I can't even picture him high. It's like when you uh- when you try and picture your parents as kid. Just not happening

Heh, the Jonah thing is a whole other can of worms. Imagine possession, but more... eyeful.

It’s not that big of a deal! Just means he’s got more eyes...

More. More eyes. More eyes... where?

Metaphysically...

Oh, thank god. I really don't know what I would've done if my boss had a buncha eyes on his body. His body which is possessed... Jesus. Still coming to terms with the fact my crack theory is real.

Well, I suppose after knowing what you know, nothing is impossible! I mean, I’m 500ish years old, and no one seems to believe that!

Oh, Jesus, that sounds... not fun. Yeah, I get that. I sure hope not though! I mean, these poor people have already gone through something horrible, the nightmares would undoubtedly only make it worse

Ooh, definitely. Honestly I do get why you're all big things and stuff, the world's very beautiful if you know where to go, 'specially those big valleys and open hills.

Oh, ugh, yep, count me out of that stuff. But who cares what the logic is, you can freaking fly! I've always wondered what it would be like- is it like swimming? Uh, crap, not like an invitation to take me, I've just eaten and these aren't the best clothes to go in- curiousity and all.

Why, hello, Rosie! It seems that I have not made a formal meeting today, my apologies for bursting in here! What time do you think Elias will be free?

Oh, er, he'll actually be free in quite a bit. There's this thing going on and everyone's kicking a fuss up over it! If you want to leave or sit down, you're more than welcome.

Oh, uh, I'm not really sure I'm supposed to share? I mean it's a new hire and some funding stuff so it's not so bad. But the confusing part is Elias really likes this guy that's coming, apparently. You don't happen to know anything about that, right?

... Does his name happen to be either Barnabas or Robert?

Barnabas, yeah! What's up with the guy?

God, I've heard. It- it is crazy, I mean this whole supernatural thing- no offense to you, of course- is pretty wild but I had no clue it could do this! You should've seen Tim when he found those letters among the statements- Elias' face was priceless. I even snuck a photo, for when I'm feeling down.

... Jonah? What- do I want to know? No, I don't want to know. God, I can't even picture him high. It's like when you uh- when you try and picture your parents as kid. Just not happening

Heh, the Jonah thing is a whole other can of worms. Imagine possession, but more... eyeful.

It’s not that big of a deal! Just means he’s got more eyes...

More. More eyes. More eyes... where?

Metaphysically...

Oh, thank god. I really don't know what I would've done if my boss had a buncha eyes on his body. His body which is possessed... Jesus. Still coming to terms with the fact my crack theory is real.

Well, I suppose after knowing what you know, nothing is impossible! I mean, I’m 500ish years old, and no one seems to believe that!

Oh, Jesus, that sounds... not fun. Yeah, I get that. I sure hope not though! I mean, these poor people have already gone through something horrible, the nightmares would undoubtedly only make it worse

Ooh, definitely. Honestly I do get why you're all big things and stuff, the world's very beautiful if you know where to go, 'specially those big valleys and open hills.

[They just sat there, staring at her, not even giving her a response or anything.]

[In the meantime, he curls up, finding a good place where the light from the window in his office hits his body just right.]

Aw, nothing I have on me... hey, there's some chicken in the cafeteria! Up you get, cmon- geez, you're heavy! Oh, don't look at me like that, my boss would kill me if you got cat fur on his precious office chair anyways.

[He tries to jump out of her grip]

[He tastes it.]

[ It's pretty good, especially for the stuff the Institute gives their staff. Rosie has a good eye, it seems ]

[He finishes it, walking away after]

[They just sat there, staring at her, not even giving her a response or anything.]

[In the meantime, he curls up, finding a good place where the light from the window in his office hits his body just right.]

Aw, nothing I have on me... hey, there's some chicken in the cafeteria! Up you get, cmon- geez, you're heavy! Oh, don't look at me like that, my boss would kill me if you got cat fur on his precious office chair anyways.

[He tries to jump out of her grip]

[He tastes it.]

[ It's pretty good, especially for the stuff the Institute gives their staff. Rosie has a good eye, it seems ]

Why, hello, Rosie! It seems that I have not made a formal meeting today, my apologies for bursting in here! What time do you think Elias will be free?

Oh, er, he'll actually be free in quite a bit. There's this thing going on and everyone's kicking a fuss up over it! If you want to leave or sit down, you're more than welcome.

Oh, uh, I'm not really sure I'm supposed to share? I mean it's a new hire and some funding stuff so it's not so bad. But the confusing part is Elias really likes this guy that's coming, apparently. You don't happen to know anything about that, right?

... Does his name happen to be either Barnabas or Robert?

Barnabas, yeah! What's up with the guy?

God, I've heard. It- it is crazy, I mean this whole supernatural thing- no offense to you, of course- is pretty wild but I had no clue it could do this! You should've seen Tim when he found those letters among the statements- Elias' face was priceless. I even snuck a photo, for when I'm feeling down.

... Jonah? What- do I want to know? No, I don't want to know. God, I can't even picture him high. It's like when you uh- when you try and picture your parents as kid. Just not happening

Heh, the Jonah thing is a whole other can of worms. Imagine possession, but more... eyeful.

It’s not that big of a deal! Just means he’s got more eyes...

More. More eyes. More eyes... where?

Metaphysically...

Oh, thank god. I really don't know what I would've done if my boss had a buncha eyes on his body. His body which is possessed... Jesus. Still coming to terms with the fact my crack theory is real.

Well, I suppose after knowing what you know, nothing is impossible! I mean, I’m 500ish years old, and no one seems to believe that!

Oh, Jesus, that sounds... not fun. Yeah, I get that. I sure hope not though! I mean, these poor people have already gone through something horrible, the nightmares would undoubtedly only make it worse

Ooh, definitely. Honestly I do get why you're all big things and stuff, the world's very beautiful if you know where to go, 'specially those big valleys and open hills.

[They just sat there, staring at her, not even giving her a response or anything.]

[In the meantime, he curls up, finding a good place where the light from the window in his office hits his body just right.]

Aw, nothing I have on me... hey, there's some chicken in the cafeteria! Up you get, cmon- geez, you're heavy! Oh, don't look at me like that, my boss would kill me if you got cat fur on his precious office chair anyways.

[He tries to jump out of her grip]

Why, hello, Rosie! It seems that I have not made a formal meeting today, my apologies for bursting in here! What time do you think Elias will be free?

Oh, er, he'll actually be free in quite a bit. There's this thing going on and everyone's kicking a fuss up over it! If you want to leave or sit down, you're more than welcome.

Oh, uh, I'm not really sure I'm supposed to share? I mean it's a new hire and some funding stuff so it's not so bad. But the confusing part is Elias really likes this guy that's coming, apparently. You don't happen to know anything about that, right?

... Does his name happen to be either Barnabas or Robert?

Barnabas, yeah! What's up with the guy?

God, I've heard. It- it is crazy, I mean this whole supernatural thing- no offense to you, of course- is pretty wild but I had no clue it could do this! You should've seen Tim when he found those letters among the statements- Elias' face was priceless. I even snuck a photo, for when I'm feeling down.

... Jonah? What- do I want to know? No, I don't want to know. God, I can't even picture him high. It's like when you uh- when you try and picture your parents as kid. Just not happening

Heh, the Jonah thing is a whole other can of worms. Imagine possession, but more... eyeful.

It’s not that big of a deal! Just means he’s got more eyes...

More. More eyes. More eyes... where?

Metaphysically...

Oh, thank god. I really don't know what I would've done if my boss had a buncha eyes on his body. His body which is possessed... Jesus. Still coming to terms with the fact my crack theory is real.

Well, I suppose after knowing what you know, nothing is impossible! I mean, I’m 500ish years old, and no one seems to believe that!

Oh, Jesus, that sounds... not fun. Yeah, I get that. I sure hope not though! I mean, these poor people have already gone through something horrible, the nightmares would undoubtedly only make it worse

[They just sat there, staring at her, not even giving her a response or anything.]

[In the meantime, he curls up, finding a good place where the light from the window in his office hits his body just right.]

Aw, nothing I have on me... hey, there's some chicken in the cafeteria! Up you get, cmon- geez, you're heavy! Oh, don't look at me like that, my boss would kill me if you got cat fur on his precious office chair anyways.

[They just sat there, staring at her, not even giving her a response or anything.]

Why, hello, Rosie! It seems that I have not made a formal meeting today, my apologies for bursting in here! What time do you think Elias will be free?

Oh, er, he'll actually be free in quite a bit. There's this thing going on and everyone's kicking a fuss up over it! If you want to leave or sit down, you're more than welcome.

Oh, uh, I'm not really sure I'm supposed to share? I mean it's a new hire and some funding stuff so it's not so bad. But the confusing part is Elias really likes this guy that's coming, apparently. You don't happen to know anything about that, right?

... Does his name happen to be either Barnabas or Robert?

Barnabas, yeah! What's up with the guy?

God, I've heard. It- it is crazy, I mean this whole supernatural thing- no offense to you, of course- is pretty wild but I had no clue it could do this! You should've seen Tim when he found those letters among the statements- Elias' face was priceless. I even snuck a photo, for when I'm feeling down.

... Jonah? What- do I want to know? No, I don't want to know. God, I can't even picture him high. It's like when you uh- when you try and picture your parents as kid. Just not happening

Heh, the Jonah thing is a whole other can of worms. Imagine possession, but more... eyeful.

It’s not that big of a deal! Just means he’s got more eyes...

More. More eyes. More eyes... where?

Metaphysically...

Oh, thank god. I really don't know what I would've done if my boss had a buncha eyes on his body. His body which is possessed... Jesus. Still coming to terms with the fact my crack theory is real.

Well, I suppose after knowing what you know, nothing is impossible! I mean, I’m 500ish years old, and no one seems to believe that!

Oh, Jesus, that sounds... not fun. Yeah, I get that. I sure hope not though! I mean, these poor people have already gone through something horrible, the nightmares would undoubtedly only make it worse

Why, hello, Rosie! It seems that I have not made a formal meeting today, my apologies for bursting in here! What time do you think Elias will be free?

Oh, er, he'll actually be free in quite a bit. There's this thing going on and everyone's kicking a fuss up over it! If you want to leave or sit down, you're more than welcome.

Oh, uh, I'm not really sure I'm supposed to share? I mean it's a new hire and some funding stuff so it's not so bad. But the confusing part is Elias really likes this guy that's coming, apparently. You don't happen to know anything about that, right?

... Does his name happen to be either Barnabas or Robert?

Barnabas, yeah! What's up with the guy?

God, I've heard. It- it is crazy, I mean this whole supernatural thing- no offense to you, of course- is pretty wild but I had no clue it could do this! You should've seen Tim when he found those letters among the statements- Elias' face was priceless. I even snuck a photo, for when I'm feeling down.

... Jonah? What- do I want to know? No, I don't want to know. God, I can't even picture him high. It's like when you uh- when you try and picture your parents as kid. Just not happening

Heh, the Jonah thing is a whole other can of worms. Imagine possession, but more... eyeful.

It’s not that big of a deal! Just means he’s got more eyes...

More. More eyes. More eyes... where?

Metaphysically...

Oh, thank god. I really don't know what I would've done if my boss had a buncha eyes on his body. His body which is possessed... Jesus. Still coming to terms with the fact my crack theory is real.

Well, I suppose after knowing what you know, nothing is impossible! I mean, I’m 500ish years old, and no one seems to believe that!

Why, hello, Rosie! It seems that I have not made a formal meeting today, my apologies for bursting in here! What time do you think Elias will be free?

Oh, er, he'll actually be free in quite a bit. There's this thing going on and everyone's kicking a fuss up over it! If you want to leave or sit down, you're more than welcome.

Oh, uh, I'm not really sure I'm supposed to share? I mean it's a new hire and some funding stuff so it's not so bad. But the confusing part is Elias really likes this guy that's coming, apparently. You don't happen to know anything about that, right?

... Does his name happen to be either Barnabas or Robert?

Barnabas, yeah! What's up with the guy?

God, I've heard. It- it is crazy, I mean this whole supernatural thing- no offense to you, of course- is pretty wild but I had no clue it could do this! You should've seen Tim when he found those letters among the statements- Elias' face was priceless. I even snuck a photo, for when I'm feeling down.

... Jonah? What- do I want to know? No, I don't want to know. God, I can't even picture him high. It's like when you uh- when you try and picture your parents as kid. Just not happening

Heh, the Jonah thing is a whole other can of worms. Imagine possession, but more... eyeful.

It’s not that big of a deal! Just means he’s got more eyes...

More. More eyes. More eyes... where?

Metaphysically...

Oh, thank god. I really don't know what I would've done if my boss had a buncha eyes on his body. His body which is possessed... Jesus. Still coming to terms with the fact my crack theory is real.