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“No, Mr. James, I expect you to expect me! Again! And again!” -Roundfellow

Hey! Do you wanna go to Burger King for some Whopsters?

I’ve been living in the sewers for two years now and it’s been great. Turns out that alligators can actually speak English. It’s just that no one ever tries to talk to them

Palpatine my scalpatine

I’m having a bit of a situation here where the start of a new roll of toilet paper wasn’t clearly defined and I’m having to dig into it

The successor to Blu-ray should be named Pig-squeal

Elves & dwarves & crime & punishment & half & half

We wouldn’t need plungers if they stopped making toilet holes so dang small

Ben Franklin should have named electricity “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gas!”

Hey PAL nice MITES

The only person I’m allowed to talk to on the internet is a man named Stang