"Things My Friend Has Said While Streaming Video Games" Ask Meme, Part 2.
βOh no! Itβs whatβs-her-face!β
βAll right. Everyone can breathe now.β
βI am rapidly running out of the ability to care.β
βNot again! We fixed that! Fuck that!β
βI got it on the first try. God damn it.β
βI am a grown-up person with intelligence.β
βWhat does that metaphor even mean?β
βI thought you were here! How are you entering again?β
βI thought you left. Go away.β
βGo back to flirting with me. I liked that better.β
βI am so confused about you, sir."
βHit him! Why are you not hitting him?β
βGood lord, stop having a dance party.β
βWhy is everyone in this universe such an asshole?β
βOh, thatβs just great. Everyoneβs here now.β
βWhy canβt we flirt some more? We got matching outfits and everything!β
βYou piss my dog off and you pay the price.β
βCan I just lurk here awkwardly and wait?β
"What happened here? ... Did I kill you?"
βHi. Iβm not here.β
βI was like βboomβ and he was like βyeah.ββ
βHoly shit, there are things happening here.β
βI guess Iβll just go to bed with him for a couple of hours.β
βJumping on this appears to be bad.β
βWhere am I going to stick my hot dog?β
βI blew up a monk for this!β
βLogic will save us.β
βWhoops, sorry. I just killed them. Hold on.β