I think; therefore I am misunderstood.

(www.MikeMcGee.net) I like you the way I like my wonton packed full of shrimp Like too much syrup on my pancakes (and in my beard) Like Mr. Furly enjoyed eavesdropping through kitchen doors Like blue whales like to say, “Hrrrreeeeeewhuuuuuuhhhwwoooaaauuuhh.” I like you a whole bunch of a lot You’re a pocket full of awesome I like you not unlike Aaron Neville likes his mole Like Texans like Texas Like fat kids like cake Like two likes three and four likes six (five has issues) Like tuna sandwiches like teeth Like cherry flavored Slurpees like to wash down convenience store nachos Like La-Z-Boys like Sunday afternoon asses I like you whole bunch of a lot and a little bit more You’re a bottomless basket of extra crispy French fries covered in awesome sauce I like you similar to the way pirates and frat boys like booty Like newlyweds like Holiday Inns Like bohemians, yuppies and Japanese like sushi Like David Copperfield likes performing grand scale, yet, lame-assfeats of illusion Like the U.S. Government likes performing grand scale, yet, lame-assfeats of illusion Like testicles and homeboys like to hang Like homeless people and breakdancers like cardboard Like Americans like ranch dressing Like Muppets like fisting I like you a whole bunch of a lot a whole lot more times infinity Maybe that’s starting to dip into equation of love Nevertheless, I got a thing for you like magnets got it for refrigerators I’m stuck on you and I like it I like you an official metric fuckload I think you’re a body full of soul and I hope you like me back Even if it’s like dust likes furniture, at least you’re all over me I’m making a “pledge” because I guess I’m tired of meeting people who define themselves by what they don’t like I just don’t like that However, I do like holding you The way your pillow holds your head when you sleep The way gay, lesbian, transgender, transsexual, Irish and Mexican people hold parades The way PBS holds fundraisers The way the Earth holds the moon and the sun holds the Earth and how they’ll constantly spin around each other forever and even though that metaphor doesn’t really make sense with regard to this poem becausethat would imply that there were three of us (which would also be awesome!) You get the idea In my book you rock, and I like rocks and just because I spent an hour or so writing this down doesn’t mean you have to like me back, but dammit, I would really like that

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"If there is a magic in story writing, and I am convinced there is, no one has ever been able to reduce it to a recipe that can be passed from one person to another. The formula seems to lie solely in the aching urge of the writer to convey something he feels important to the reader. If the writer has that urge, he may sometimes, but by no means always, find the way to do it. You must perceive the excellence that makes a good story good or the errors that makes a bad story. For a bad story is only an ineffective story."

Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind (via quotes-shape-us)

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