❝ Oh my god, (name) you can’t just ask people if they’re a masochist! ❞
❝ He’s not my daddy he’s just a big edgy man. ❞
❝ WHAT IS THAT!!!!! ❞
❝ All I hear is a farting noise. ❞
❝ Let’s drink this vodka down the hatchet, yo! ❞
❝ Have day. ❞
❝ I like it when you get a little fiesty. ❞
❝ He always has sex hair, even if he has not had a Sex. ❞
❝ Bite the mullet, as they say. ❞
❝ Yeah I love Spanish um…*looks at smeared writing on hand* quinoa, muerto, delicioso. ❞
❝ The bomb dot com isn’t even a good website. It has a bad popcorn background and it just redirects. ❞
❝ He sat on me and said he was my little baby boy. ❞
❝ If you can’t nico nico nii then what’s the nico nico point? ❞
❝ Dad gum!❞
❝ Look. you can’t be an Edgy Kid™ if you don’t eat Sour Punch Straws. ❞
❝ *Banging fists on table* We want die! We want die! ❞
❝ I’m sboobing. ❞
❝ That’s an ugly boner. ❞
❝ He makes videos of himself fisting and he starts them of with ‘hey gang’. ❞
❝ What does power bottom even mean like. ❞
❝ Now Gerard Way butt gif is in my recently searched and I can’t clear my phone history. ❞
❝ I loik his screma. ❞
❝ He’s just gonna keep on truckin’! ❞
❝ I’m ducking dying! ❞