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Optimus: *Asks for plan for dangerous, necessary mission*

Prowl: *Suggests efficient solution that will result in many, many causalities*

Optimus: *Refuses, suggests something needlessly self-sacrificing*

Prowl: *Explains for the fourth time this quartex why Optimus dying is bad for the war effort and then counters with all the much better ideas that he didn't say because they would kill even more innocent people*

Optimus: *Makes a sad face and tells Prowl killing people just because it's easier is wrong*

Prowl: *Throws up his servos, and suggests the fifteenth solution on his list, but it's less efficient, it's gonna waste a whole extra cycle, but fine, just stop making that Primus-damned face*

Optimus: *Thanks Prowl, tells him to take a break*

Starscream’s favorite activity is antagonizing Prowl until he snaps and kisses him until neither of them can think straight.

Wing washing is intimate to air frames. Prowl does not care, because Starscream is filthy and if he refuses to do anything about the rust on him then Prowl will.