Lizzi ♡

Of course I have body issues, I can’t explode into a thousand bats.

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

Urgh 🤬🤬🤬

WHAT IS THAT

It’s baby

Familiars practicing for when their Witch takes them on their first broom ride

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

This is me when I’m talking to a customer on the phone and she says my wife/girlfriend or he says my husband/boyfriend. I just feel like I wanna blurt out FELLOW GAY!