LAY WHERE YOU'RE LAYIN', DON'T MAKE A SOUND

Psh.

What are you 'Psh'ing, Mr. Hudson?

BRYCE: YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO CALL MY CAT GUS I FORBID IT

BRYCE: I like that.

BRYCE: Why's that?

LIZ: WELL SCREW YOU THEN :P

LIZ: I do too.

BRYCE: WHAT? MARRY HER!? NO!

BRYCE: His name is Cuddlefuck. Unless you mean TFiOS Gus. Then, he's not insulted, he's dead.

BRYCE: We don't talk about her a lot.

LIZ: GOOD. I'M NOT SURE BURT CAN TAKE A MARRIAGE RIGHT NOW.

LIZ: I call him Gus and I will always call him Gus.

LIZ: Well I like EJ. We can call her Beth since everyone will probably get really confused if we call her Liz or Lizzie.

BRYCE: She's great.

BRYCE: IT'S UGLY AND IT'S A SQUARE'S NAME.

BRYCE: How about instead of BJ, EJ? I mean, I like the name Elizabeth. It was my mom's name.

BRYCE: OH MY GOD LIZ THERE'S A BABY IN THERE.

LIZ: You gonna marry her and have her help raise the little one?

LIZ: IS NOT. YOU'RE MEAN. GUS IS INSULTED.

LIZ: Wait...it was? No one told me this.

JAY:

JAY:

JAY: I'm gonna pray for this baby.

JAY: A vessel? Really?

JAY: I can't believe we're related.

LIZ: Excuse you, I am carrying a very special piece of cargo.

BRYCE: Nah, Abigail's really sweet she won't mind.

BRYCE: GUS? THAT'S WAY WORSE THAN CUDDLEFUCK WHY DO YOU GET TO NAME THE KID.

BRYCE: And we're not naming him Gus.

BRYCE: What if it's a girl?

LIZ: Can't say I've spoken to her that much.

LIZ: THAT IS NOT. TFIOS, BRYCE. TFIOS. PLUS, GUS IS A MIGHTY NAME.

LIZ: Obviously not.

LIZ: LOOK GUYS. I'M A VESSEL.

BRYCE: I don't think that's accurate, but okay.

BRYCE: CUDDLE FUCK IS AN A+ CAT NAME OKAY?

BRYCE: He's cuddly as fuck, why would I name him Augustus instead of Cuddlefuck?

LIZ: Don't worry, I won't interrupt your date.

LIZ: Because Augustus is a normal name. I call him Gus.

BRYCE: Abigail.

BRYCE: Are they trying to take BJ?

BRYCE: I've taking to calling it BJ. Bryce Junior. Don't hit me.

LIZ: REEEEEEEEALLY? You're still buying my a hot chocolate. It's for the baby.

BRYCE: I don't know if my date will like that.

BRYCE: I'd help you hide a dead body :(

LIZ: Woah wait...you have a date?

BRYCE: Wow, I'm honored.

BRYCE: I don't really see how he's your partner in crime considering we did drugs together.

BRYCE: Pregnancy apps?

LIZ: You should be.

LIZ: Yes but you see, if I ever killed someone, he's who would help me hide the dead body.

BRYCE: Fuck, Liz, I'm so sorry. I really want to hug you right now.

BRYCE: Oh! Ian's brother. I thought I was your best friend, I am fathering your child after all.

BRYCE: Did you just call it a lime.

LIZ: You can hug me at the carnival. And you can buy me a hot chocolate.

LIZ: Mhmm. He's my partner in crime. You're different.

JAY: So, is that why you left the house, then?

JAY: Shut up, that's really cheesy.

JAY: HOW OLD ARE YOU.

LIZ: No. I left the house because I got kicked out.

LIZ: So what? Cheese is awesome.

JAY: Are you serious? When was this?

JAY: Don't tell me you're glad you got kicked out.

JAY: AM NOT!!

LIZ: I think it was the night I got knocked up.

LIZ: Not glad. I'm just...I'm just glad that you're okay.