The House That We Live In

First Doctor: Trying to get in Cameca's pants the entire time Barbara and Ian are suffering through the plot of the Aztecs

Second Doctor: Wrestling Ramon Salamander in The Enemy of the World.... girl I know what you were thinking

Third Doctor: Without question it has to be the giant Master dream in the Time Monster

Fourth Doctor: um?? Which is hornier, the blowjob from the Blowjob Serial Creature from the Pit or kneeling and letting a man pet his face with a sword in City of Death?

Fifth doctor: Moaning like a whore while being tortured in Resurrection of the Daleks. Alternatively looking like he has a massive boner in Planet of Fire when the Master burns

Sixth doctor: That part of the Mark of the Rani where he "accidentally" bumps into the Master to pickpocket him except it just looks like he was feeling him up in front of peri and the rani

Seventh doctor: Wrestling the Master in the dirt on a dying planet in Survival

Eighth doctor: Letting a pack of vampires slowly strip him layer by layer in Vampire Science

Ninth doctor: Fingering that alien instrument in front of Rose in Dalek

Tenth doctor: the scene from Utopia where he's watching covetously as Jack, wearing a thin t shirt, fixes the rocket and says "it's not easy just looking at you, jack, cause you're wrong" and "do you want to die? Jack." WHORE? SLUT?

Eleventh Doctor: him and Tasha Lem in the Time of the Doctor

Twelfth Doctor: sitting down when Clara told him to SIT! in Listen

Thirteenth Doctor: kneeling for the Master in spyfall part 2 in front of a crowd like a fucking freak

average second doctor episode title: the scary monsters

average third doctor episode title: mitosis of the daleks

average fourth doctor episode title: the apocalypse of death

average fifth doctor episode title: zarpegis

average sixth doctor episode title: explosion