no my name is not short for lizard

*jumps in*

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

Important context: they’re married to each other.

Me watching anything these days.

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

Uh-oh, tears ; w;

maybe the most ridiculous thing harry ever did was leave figuring out the second task until it was literally the early hours of the morning before it took place and he was still in the library?? like the first task was literally to fight a dragon, if that doesn’t scare you out of procrastinating til the last minute i rly don’t know what will??? i have never related to him more

growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive

I just watched this 6 times in a row. A masterpiece

UNMUTE