falling slowly;

Oh you know I’m playing with ya, besides you love us. Don’t deny it. 

Still gonna kick you in the shins.

You’ll have to come out of hiding under your blanket and come here to do that. 

I am going to come and kick you in the shins and then move back to New Zealand away from all you crazy Americans.

Never know for sure, Liza.

I’m gonna kick you in the shin.

Well don’t go back to New Zealand, nobody wants that. And besides, if you think the Illuminati can get you here then they can get you there.

Yeah, but it’d be longer til they get me because no one really wants to go to New Zealand, I’m sure they don’t wanna go there.

No, I don’t enjoy seeing you scared.

Well I am and I am gonna hide my ass under a blanket and consider going back to New Zealand.

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How am I tempting them when they’re not here?

You enjoy seeing me scared?

That’s a very rude thing to do to the guy that set up your security system.

Well you’re tempting them.

Why you going to hide under your blanket?

In case they come, I’ll point them to you.

Maybe, maybe not. Suppose we won’t know for sure since I don’t see them coming at me.

You are the actual worse, I am gonna go hide under a blanket now.

I’m not afraid of the Illuminati at all. Come at me.

I feel like that is a wrong way to deal with the Illuminati.

I installed your home security system, be hard for them to get you there that’s for sure. 

It’s the Illuminati, Will. 

Oh well you really fell deep in didn’t ya? Well don’t be paranoid, the illuminati can’t touch ya.

How are you so sure?

What made ya fall down that rabbit hole?

Not sure, I was watching MugMuffin recipes and somehow I ended up here.

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No you don’t have to do that, just call or text me to let me know when you’d like me to come by on Tuesday. 

Will do.