brutal

death cw, crime cw

bucky: i can't believe you'd throw a ball at my head

liv: i would never

bucky: you think someone threw a ball at my head?!

liv: ...think about it dude

“a… dog? you mean like, your dog? are pets even allowed in the dorms? i forget.” brady questions, scanning her surroundings quickly before turning back. “i’ll keep an eye out. just — don’t think i won’t fight him over a slice of lemon loaf from the bakery down the street, i love that place.”

    ‘ you know, i really didn’t think that the ‘dog’ part of this was what i’d have to explain to people, ‘ liv said, frowning. like, yes, it’s a dog. people still know what those are, right? ‘ it’s a stray. and i mean, i’m pretty sure it’s half starved, so maybe like, you could share? ‘

“  you  lost  …  your  dog  ?  they  let  you  keep  a  dog  on  campus  ?  ”  she  questions,  quirking  an  eyebrow  inquisitively.  luna  had  argued  with  the  university  staff  for  ages  to  let  her  bring  her  cat  to  dortmund  during  her  first  year,  all  to  no  avail.  she’s  gonna  be  really,  really  mad  if  they  changed  the  policy  without  telling  her.    “  um,  well  —  he’s  probably  terrifying  the  fuck  out  of  someone  near  the  cafeteria.  you  wanna  go  check  ?  ”  

       ‘ well. it’s not my dog. ‘ obviously. but if she was allowed to keep a dog on campus...she would definitely adopt this particular one. dog food’s not that expensive, right? ‘ he’s a stray. or she? i don’t...i didn’t get that close of a look at them ‘ but the poor thing looked like it needed a good meal and a bath. and maybe some cuddles, if they were up for that. ‘ that’s not a bad idea. why didn’t i think of that? ‘ 

ricky never had a problem with getting his school work done and getting a’s. but now, it felt like his time could be used otherwise. it was frustrating trying to actually do school work, “right? i have a lot of important shit to do this semester. like beer pong. i can’t spend all my time actually doing homework.” ricky laughed a little.

       oh, to be a frat bro. not that they had frats at oakmore, but still, he had basically the same energy. ‘ yeah, i can see that, ‘ liv agreed, but she was definitely being a bit sarcastic. ‘ i am great at beer pong, actually. i’ve seriously considered going pro. ‘ unfortunately, that wasn’t gonna be on the olympic lineup any time soon.

bucky: do bouncy eggs exist?

bucky: if not, you need to share that with the bird community immediately

bucky: it would save so many bird lives

bucky: might make it a little difficult to make an omelette though

liv: uh maybe if they're like, made of rubber

liv: and also not eggs. it was probably like, a ball or something

bucky: nope, my head is bone dry and there is not a single egg to be found anywhere

bucky: but i SWEAR it happened

liv: huh that IS a mystery

bucky: you think the egg is just sitting on my head?

liv: maybe you're great at balancing ??

bucky: i think someone just dropped an egg on my head

bucky: but now i can't find it???

       ‘ hey, uh - ‘ liv feels kind of bad for bothering someone, but it’s urgent, okay? ‘ have you seen a dog? ‘ because she’s been been searching for half an hour now. ‘ he’s about this big, and he’s super friendly...unless you have food. ‘ because she’s pretty sure  that her favourite stray-turned-sort-of-pet would have no regrets about stealing someone’s food.