if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself

never heard that term before wym

hold on you mean sandwiches

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

reminder: you don’t have to be constantly “testing your limits” or trying to work harder and harder. sometimes it’s okay to just realize that you have limits. you are not a machine. you need to take breaks, you need to relax and you need to let go.

I love eye contact, its so intimate and intimidating, I love it

acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure

Maybe if you were a little nicer to that horse girl in middle school this return @ your hometown’s tjmaxx would be going a lot smoother rn

that’s one mood fam

when you are SAD go to the THRIFT STORE and purchase FLORAL porcelain objects

Your uncles got mad game dude

in the spirit of sun and moon naming the male and female protagonist Sun and Moon respectively, I move to popularize the Gen 8 female protag be named Sword, as she is clearly a massive lesbian, in this essay i

sheild is a trans boy who protects and shields his lesbian friend from haters

some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows