i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

going to do something fun and crazy tonight. *lights a small candle* 

humanity peaked with bagels and cream cheese

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

Eldest daughters be like: at this point I don’t know exactly who am I protecting and from what. I just feel a crushing sense of responsibility

cats are like: ok. i disappear now

sometimes I dress up for myself, sometimes I dress up to be Mysterious Beautiful Girl in the grocery store. depends.

feel like pure shit just want to sit in a coffee shop with an open google doc and not write a single word