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Fundu Lagoon

Only accessible by boat or plane from Zanzibar, Fundu Lagoon is a delightfully secluded, privately-owned resort on Pemba Island, Tanzania.

It consists of 18 Makuti thatched tented rooms and suites with rustic-chic interiors and divine views of the Indian Ocean. High in the hills above the hotel lies a turquoise infinity pool, where guests can relax and cool off with a drink while taking in the beautiful vista. A few steps away, the onsite Fundu Fusion Spa offers a variety of treatments inspired by the African and Asian cultures.

Food at the resort is an enchanting fusion of Arabic, Swahili, Indian, and colonial influences, with freshly-caught fish, traditional music, and lots of surprises. Additionally, there are 3 drinking venues, including a charming jetty bar.

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