something living,

sentence starters from the eighth episode of netflix's something very bad is going to happen. adjust wording/pronouns as needed.

“When we first fall in love, we become soft.”

“Like any risk, it’s the thrill that makes it all worthwhile.”

“I spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck.”

“The only certainty in life is death.”

“You are my good luck charm.”

“I believe that you are my soulmate.”

“There is nothing in the world that matters more to me than you.”

“I understand you now better than I ever have before.”

“Marriage destroys people.”

“Are you fucking serious?”

“This is what you want.”

“Let’s just get the keys, get in the car, and drive. Fuck all this.”

“Sorry I pushed us here. I’m fixing it.”

“This week has been kind of a nightmare.”

“I’m not gonna let that happen to us.”

“I was the one putting my confidence in us!”

“I’m looking out for us.”

“But that’s not the fucking situation we’re in now.”

“Oh my god, why are you doing this now?”

“So I guess we both don’t wanna end up like your parents.”

“It’s always me reassuring you that everything’s going to be okay, even when there’s literally nothing going on!”

“You think something is always out to get you, so I’m always tiptoeing around your sensitivities.”

“Every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you.”

“Do you not love me anymore?”

“I had everything under control.”

“So, you know, actually, I was saving you.”

“Are you shaking? I’m like, shaking a little bit.”

“Oh my gosh, you guys made a bet?”

“What? I like money.”

“Do you think that I, like, made this up?”

“You literally just told me you believed me.”

“I didn’t mean for it to get like this.”

“I don’t believe in supernatural shit, or like, cosmic retribution, or curses.”

“I don’t believe in fucking aliens, but if you told me with fucking certainty that you saw a fucking alien, I would believe you!”

“What you do when you love someone, is you believe the person that you love. That’s what trust is.”

“When you told me you believed me, I believed you.”

“What the fuck is going on in there?”

“Oh my God, that’s irrelevant!”

“That’s like asking me ‘Oh, do you think you’d be right-handed if you had no fucking arms?’”

“You know nothing about the real world.”

“I think your brain should be studied.”

“God, that was like two fucking years ago.”

“Go smoke some weed about it!”

“Oh, you think you’re a romantic?”

“Why would you do that?”

“Who cares about your brand new life philosophy?”

“I was just trying to do the right thing.”

“Do you wanna go back out there and try again?”

“I’m not going to fucking die for him.”

“Please do this one thing for me.”

“I did all of this for you.”’

“I’m not gonna betray myself for you anymore.”

“I deserve a second chance.”

“All you had to do was believe me.”

“Why didn’t you fucking tell me this would happen?!”

“I knew that bitch was satanic from the second I saw her.”

“I won’t let anything happen to you.”

“It is happening, and it’s your fault.”

“I don’t know what my life looks like without you.”

“I’m so sorry. I totally fucked up.”

“You believe me now?”

“We both have the fucking curse now.”

“We had to try and save everyone.”

“It’s too late, I’m sorry.”

“Do you know where my lighter is?”