This is my new favourite reaction image.

*takes too long to do anything bc I can’t stop daydreaming*

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

learning to spell jake gyllenhaal’s last name is the most i’ll ever do for any man

being a cashier is so stressful i’ll be like “hi! how are you :^)” and the customer will hand me a screwdriver and say “my granddaughter had a miscarriage this morning” and I’m like …………………..i’m so sorry that’s $2.33

Deadass I once told a customer “Have a nice day!” and he responded that he couldn’t because it was the anniversary of his wife’s murder

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

Can’t wait until I’m married and can get into bed with my husband every night, hold each other close and talk about our days before we both drift off to sleep.