Love, Sex and Ramen

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

reblog for noises

he really came out and just said “e”

e

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

Apparently the rapture is supposed to happen tomorrow or Wednesday and so Christians are selling stuff on Facebook marketplace

thanks for the intel i need some new kitchen chairs

I want to know how people think habitat 67 is more fuckable??

Personality, obviously.

Some people prefer aesthetics of yonic structures over phallic structures

I’ve never seen a penis shaped like that before

but youve seen a pussy shaped like habitat 67?

You don’t know my life

guys the block is not tofu. he is eating a chunk of congealed beef grease

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

bisexual charli xcx fan antiwoke center right normie ivy league grad italian american named luigi from one of maryland’s richest families.