Untitled

Many great would I lie to you bits but I think Lee Mack and the producers actively punking Rob and David by pretending Lee was invited to the royal wedding is perhaps the funniest thing they have ever done

The only thing that might top it is when Victoria Coren Mitchell was on and they had David say he sometimes moves her bookmarks in her books when he's angry with her, seemingly in a willful attempt to sabotage their relationship

“supporting neil gaiman isn’t as bad as supporting jk rowling because he isn’t using his money to hurt trans people and he doesn’t seem bigoted!” is a real take i’ve seen and i am going to blow a gasket. “he doesn’t seem bigoted” He raped and trafficked women. Paying for his works and engaging in fandom for them is giving him money and good publicity that he uses to curry good favor with the masses and silence his victims in ongoing legal battles. You are enabling a rapist and abuser.

just because he is not funding legislature to harm victims of sexual assault and trafficking en masse does not mean that there is no one harmed by him gaining publicity and money. show some compassion to the women he has hurt and disengage with his works. “just pirating” and “just writing/reading fanfic” is still engaging, especially if you are posting publicly about them. move on.

I think trans people should be free of the fucking medical establishment. I think once you decide to transition, you should have a hormone prescription that auto-renews for life. I think that you should only have to see doctors if you're having problems.

(I also think that they should find some way to just surgically implant new glands into your body so you don't need to rely on external chemicals)

Phil is working on getting a treat out without waking Dan up.

Phil has woken up on the sofa after Dan slapped him in his sleep.

Phil is resting his head on Dan's lap. They know they should go upstairs rather than fall asleep in front of the TV again but they're too comfy to move.

Dan and Phil are downstairs again, sitting on the sofa in front of a movie that neither is really watching.

They're both lying on the floor, out of breath.

Dan pounced on Phil and they're... Fighting, I guess?... on the bedroom floor

Phil scared Dan. It did not go well.

Dan and Phil are enjoying a cat nap on the bed in the master bedroom.

Dan is watching a squirrel outside. Phil is playing with a mouse... Could this be monty?

Phil is licking Dan's face. This is not a drill.

Dan and Phil are getting high together. Phil is on his back on the floor, just sort of rolling from side to side. Dan is nuzzling a cushion.

They've decided to sit in the window because it's a suntrap and Phil does like to get warm.