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Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

danthemedicman

This is the quality content I live for

mens-rights-activia

This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball

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When u put 2 and 2 together but get 11 because u found out more information than you wanted to 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

shimmersing

So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”

Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.

When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.

And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.

I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THAI

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N U N R A V E

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

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“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

moxis

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

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whenever I tell my mom I can’t find something she’s just like

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life4lovers

once a boy let me borrow his jacket and after i gave it back i heard him gushing to his friends bc it smelled like me

nice to know boys do that too

hotboyproblems

i’m not crying you’re crying

the-grand-elusa

They’re…. They’re scene

kwikemart

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

bearer-of-bad-decisions

teenagerposts

a rollercoaster from start to finish

weloveshortvideos

The dolphin brought her phone back

jigglyturk

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

lostboyale

awww baby 🐬

assgod

“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo

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gatherthewords

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

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If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast than wtf is in raid

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