Here to Steal Your Heart

*gives a dramatic groan and flops backwards onto the bed* Why do I even put up with you?

I dunno. A long, embarrassing crush? True love? *walks over to her and pulls her up by the wrist lightly, playfully* Heeeey, come on, you told me you’d help me clean up.

*lets herself be dragged back to a sitting position but doesn’t stand up* And now I see what a mistake that was. How do you have this much crap?

*snickers, kissing her cheek and blowing a raspberry* You're a shit liar, babe. *shrugs* Years of borrowing things I like? And... forgetting to return them.

*gives a dramatic groan and flops backwards onto the bed* Why do I even put up with you?

I dunno. A long, embarrassing crush? True love? *walks over to her and pulls her up by the wrist lightly, playfully* Heeeey, come on, you told me you'd help me clean up.

*rolls her eyes* Aren’t you meant to be the adult one here? Promoting tidiness and all that.

*shrugs* Tidiness is overrated. This has much more character, don’t you think? *pokes her nose* Besides, /you’re/ one to talk.

Wild animal, eh? *waggles his eyebrows suggestively in return* What can I say, I'm materialistic. And I also live with nearly 30 siblings.

*is magicking up cupcakes and arranging them on cabin 20’s table in the dining pavilion, each decorated with edible glitter and a single candle*

*pops in beside her, instantly reaching for one as he swipes some icing off with his finger* Mhmm. Gotta say, these look almost as good as you, babe. *kisses her cheek, grinning* Almost.

*rolls her eyes* Dork. *picks up the cupcake and hands it to him* You may as well eat it now you’ve messed it up.

*peppers her cheek with quick kisses* You love it. *takes a proper bite of the cupcake, snickering* Gee, thanks. What’s the occasion anyway? Isn’t it a little early for Christmas?

*is magicking up cupcakes and arranging them on cabin 20’s table in the dining pavilion, each decorated with edible glitter and a single candle*

*pops in beside her, instantly reaching for one as he swipes some icing off with his finger* Mhmm. Gotta say, these look almost as good as you, babe. *kisses her cheek, grinning* Almost.

*raises his eyebrow as if to say ‘what of it?’* /Dude/ to you too.

This is like... so gay. *snickers*

*surges up and kisses Connor hard*

*eyes widen a little, though he kisses back, grinning playfully* Dude.

Hey, I’m not claiming to be either. *his laughter dies down somewhat when Connor touches their foreheads together, suddenly aware of just how close to kissing they are; continues laughing softly as he gazes at Connor*

*pauses when he looks at Leo* Dude, why are you looking at me like that?

You started it. Also, if I’m really the innocent virgin you seem to think I am, going off your own words, shouldn’t you be guiding me in the ways of love or whatever you said? *tries to keep a straight face but can’t help bursting out laughing*

I'd go as far as virgin- innocent, though? You? Not so muh. *blinks* Guide you… in the ways of- *bursts out cackling again, eyes rolling shut as his forehead meets Leo’s when he bends over a little*

*over exaggeratedly*.Well, I suppose I wouldn’t want to hurt your feelings. *wriggles one hand free to cup Connor’s cheek*

*sniggers again* Oh, dude you are so into this.

*raises an eyebrow* Really. *smirks* Hey, puns are great. *his expression says ‘you wish’* I was just trying to figure out how to let you down gently.

You sure? *waggles his eyebrows, one hand moving to rest on Leo’s thigh*

I think you’re thinking of someone else there. *flails at the motion but just succeeds in writhing against Connor and not actually getting anywhere* What like a brojob?

Nope. *pops the P* All me. *blinks at him* What? *snickers* I was kidding, were you- *bursts out in a fit of laughter* Who says broj- *laughs even louder, just before it dies out; he waggles his brows at Leo, grinning from ear to ear* Were you actually hoping I’d “help you out”?

*pulls a face and shoves at him* Eww. *ignores the flutter in his stomach when Connor leans in* A smell you know from first hand experience.

*speaks in a haughty accent, making extravagant hand gestures* Indeed. I have relieved many a troubled soul of their frustrations and had spent countless nights with maidens pure and chaste. *leans in again, lips near the other boy’s ear as he wraps his arms around Leo’s shoulders from his back* Just tell me if you need help, bro. *proceeds to bear-hug him, rolling around the mattress*