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I’ve been putting this one off, actually…

My earliest memory is my mother. My father… had the insane belief that I was a monster due to his own’s genes. It turns out I didn’t need the genes to turn into one later on in life.

She bought me a model for Christmas. I woke up alone, and I went out not expecting anything. There was a box. It was beautiful, but that was partially because it was from her. I never saw her often, and I didn't see her happy even less than that. I had to assemble it immediately, and I did. I didn’t know it was supposed to be hard. I did it over and over.

I’m… actually not into that kind of music, but it’s very… relating... right now.

Well, you haven’t given me all the variables, Tony. Why is there a time limit to him eating onion rings? Is the amount available unlimited? Why did he suddenly have this craving for them? I don’t even like onion rings, I like curly fries.

But… okay, say your hypothesis that this would come to pass… passes.

Hulk would go to Arby’s, obviously. Only sensible decision when it comes to this type of fast food. Now, I researched the rings (via google).

And I guestimated that the average amount of rings you can get in one meal is around five. Eight tops. I can’t actually go there, as I’m low on money and am really just too lazy to get up from my laptop and research.

Okay, so… say Hulk can fit around three… to five of these in his hands. He’s not going to order, so he’s going to jump over the counter and get his hands on all that fit in them.

So for twelve minutes… 

Say he just turned them over and dropped them in his mouth container hand at a time. That ranges from 15-40 onion rings per one hand. He takes a little while, then drops the containers and alternates between each hands full of these containers of onion rings.

So say he has like, four handfuls every five minutes… and two in two…

That’s over a 300+ onion rings in twelve minutes.

When Natasha came requesting Bruce come to SHIELD, initially he was wary. He assumed they were going to pull the same routine, and he would have to cope with ruining more lives he was trying to save again.

But as she explained that they were not there to try and subdue the Hulk, the more amused he became. After years of having to relocate whenever he caught an agent, they needed him to come in. They needed him to do what Banner knew best. Though eventually, they were going to try and take advantage and cage the Hulk.

Knowing that, he just had to poke fun at the idea of Hulking out on Natasha, and all the agents outside the house. He had to remind them of who they were dealing with before he accepted that offer. He had to let them know that he was smarter than his condition.