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teaching moments
Send a word for my muse to teach yours: (or add "reverse" for your muse to teach mine)
[cook] how to cook a specific dish
[bake] how to bake something
[drink] how to mix a specific drink
[dance] how to dance
[fight] a fighting move they know
[weapon] how to use a specific weapon
[skate] how to skate on ice or rollerskate
[art] any art skill they know
[camp] how to build a camp in the wild
[first aid] how to give first aid
[perform] how to give a performance in front of an audience
[sing] how to sing a song they know
[play] how to play an instrument
[game] how to play their favourite video game
[drive] how to drive a car
[ride] how to ride a bike/motorbike
[mend] how to sew
[crime] how to commit a crime without getting caught
[read] how to read in their language/another language they know
[say] how to say something in their language/another language they know
drew gooden out of context
If you guys need me, I will be standing in the parking lot, just kind of lurking there.
My husband is gonna leave me if he finds out about my wife!
Wow, a gamer AND a liar?
Wait, why are you standing outside of a middle school? That's kinda weird.
Noone is calling me, I just have to take my phone outside.
Please don't tell my manager I'm in here, I'm high.
That place is filthy, they paid me in nickles!
So this is all my stuff...
Oh my god.... She died, I guess.
A dead body? That wasn't there before!
Do I use my mouth to plug it in?
I'm not gonna cry, I don't want these
I know that the answer is 'no' but that won't stop me from asking twelve more times
So you're saying if you film yourself doing a crime and then you put it on the internet... the police can find you?
Stop licking ice cream!
Hey, I got an idea!.. Don't do this!
There's nothing better on god's green earth than four ice cream bars.
New year new me? Hell no, I'm still a little bitch.
Oh the places I will be able to go with this bread!
I always take my shirt off when I watch this movie cause it makes me so sweaty.
This is my recliner, and this is my dehumidified dragon heart.
Do you like to eat dinner?
I mean, I wouldn't know. I'm a dumb car driver.
10-year-old me would be proud of my financial recklessness.
That's a good one. I don't have a dad.
I think you would be shocked at my ability to undercook anything.
You're the dumbest piece of shit I ever met. Cute, but fucking stupid.
Do you want one spoonful of orange juice and have fourteen minutes to kill?
I'd like to think it's common knowledge now that I am a grown up, but what you might not know is that I used to be a kid a long time ago.
This morning I was four hours late cause I was stealing a bunch of morphine from the supply room.
Well, it's safe to say that my list of regrets... Is now a little longer
If he doesn't like you, you'll know it. Because he'll stab you.
danny gonzales out of context
Holy shit, look at those moves. Such grace, such... beauty
Are we in a movie? Is this a movie?
How about I use my powers to have everyone be a little nicer to me?
I'm gonna make everyone blow kisses!
Hey everybody! This guy is about to pull out his big fat balls in front of everyone and put his balls in a glass of rootbeer!
I'm not playing dumb, I am dumb. In this situation
Oh no, he's on fire. He could be dangerous!
You've heard of horse girls? Well, this is horse boy
And actually I'm pretty sure girls love it when you tell them that you don't like their makeup
I remember in my youth, I set a man on fire because he cut me off in line at the soda fountain
Sure, I might scare people off but it's just that I'm so confident!
They can see it in my eyes and my smile. And the way that I just scream and cackle down the street at night
If you're not happy with your life now, you gotta start making explosives in your basement, dude
Please stop trying to give birth in a Disneyland
I may not be perfect, but I have one thing going for me: I'm gonna die pretty soon
Stop! This is the gross police, you can't do that. You need to stop it, this is getting weird
I'm just thinking about my mother's death... Makes me very sleepy
Shit anywhere, it doesn't really matter
What's the opposite of swooning? I just did the opposite of swooning
Now I can finally go outside and show everyone my tongue!
I lied, I can't do this, fuck this, I can't, I'm sorry
Excuse me, I'm gonna go order a hit on this asshole
Just pee in the can, and then I'll drink it
No, I'm not a pretty girl. I'm an ugly beast of a man actually
Well, I'm already going crazy and losing my shoes, I might as well cause a car accident too

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northernlion top 100 clips starters
' We need to bring back bullying. '
' You want two houses, you motherfucker?! '
' You know what? We already failed. '
' It's the perfect crime. I didn't even have to pee! '
' I can't make my morgage payment so the sperm bank is gonna reposess my cum. '
' I've come up with so many ideas for you and you've ignored all of them, in service of stuff that actually helps your business instead of making the website funnier! '
' We just made the world a better place by making you cry. '
' I can't be respectful; I'm trying really hard. '
' I wanna die, I can't live in the world where this is normal. '
' We should give kids jobs. '
' Can you imagine jerking off to something a robot made? '
' If you can't hear about your parents doing it, you're not ready for what the future holds! '
' Kids just get the demon in them sometimes. '
' The rest of us are adults who have real problems so we don't have to manufacture ones in our head and we're trying to have a conversation right now. '
' You pretty much have to be stupid to say that out loud, I think. '
' Point at all the pictures that have traffic light in them, RIGHT NOW!! '
' Bro, go back to being a gremlin! '
' Don't you love it when the big titty goth gf pulls out a gun and fucking kills you? '
' I can't keep eating my overnight oats on the toilet and getting sick every five months. '
' I don't know what I did to get gay married navy captains on my ads. '
' I have no idea what you're asking of me. '
' How long have you been able to read?! '
' How's that for naming one hundred women?! '
' Sounds like you should listen to your dad more carefully instead of scrolling through your phone while he's telling you about the experiences in his life that led him to be the person he is today. '
' They fucked up when they called those things "watches". '
' This is how you know I'm neurotypical, cause I'm not like covering my ears and shit when you do that. '
' I eat all sorts of fucked up textures. '
' Can you endure the touch of velvet? It feels so gross when I touch it. '
' Can you stop interrupting me when I'm in the middle of making a salient point or are you just trying to make me look bad for some reason? '
' You got plenty of time to fix whatever's ailing you but you gotta lock in as soon as possible. '
' Just cause you put in the effort it doesn't mean you're gonna make it. But if you don't put in the effort, you definitely not gonna make it. '
' Damn, fuck my entire gender. '
' Shut up and crack a joke, you bitch. '
' A cup of coffee is a pint now, I'm sorry. '
' Let's all rush the bus driver! '
' And tell me if there are more bottoms or tops, cause I don't know!! '
' You do not need an 8 foot tall woman who is also a demon to bite your neck clean off. '
' This reminds me of the first day in jacking off class- '
' What do I mean by that? I don't know, I haven't fully thought it out yet. '
' The first dude to rhyme in a song has to be the most infuential musician of all time. '
' You're disguising your toxicity with some fake sensitivity and I can see right through it because I'm your intellectual superior. '
' I'm sorry that you think every person out there enjoys the exact same thing as you and there is no variance in human enjoyment. '
' So either grow a spine and take your lumps or be nice! '
' I was going to say 'I'm normal' but that's obviously false. '
' I wanna go in the mountains and eat some stew with my boys! '
opposite day questions
Some questions based on the muses's opposites!
equal exchange - what would your muse consider their core personality trait that, if changed, would alter them as a person completely?
pivotal - what is the one event that fundamentally changed your muse's life for worse?
axis - what is the one event that fundamentally changed your muse's life for better?
alternate history - what is one thing about your muse's past that they would like to change, even if it meant they wouldn't be the same person anymore?
vip - who is the one person that changed your muse's life the most, for worse or for better?
reflection - if your muse suddenly met a version of themselves with a complete opposite personality and history, how would they feel? would they act aggressive? friendly?
trade - if your muse could trade places with their total opposite, would they?
alteration - if your muse realised their personality was suddenly changing, how would they feel? would they resist it or accept it?
Send "I love these things about you equally" and my muse will tell 4-10 small mundane facts about yours that they find appealing (either platonically or romantically)
Send me a 🎧🎶 and I will pick a song that fits both our muses equally
First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 2
(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"May I have this dance?"
"I can't say I think much of your welcome."
"Can I have a cup of coffee, please?"
"I don't mean to pry, but is something troubling you?"
"What an honour to meet you!"
"What are you grinning at?"
"Who do you think you are?"
"I hope we shall become friends."
"Do I gather that you recognise me?"
"Who exactly are you, anyway?"
"You do know I have a first name?"
"Who are you? What do you want from me?"
"How can I help you this beautiful morning?"
"Why don't you have glass of champagne?"
"My name is not important."
"Do you really want to start off this friendship with a lie?"
"You know, you have one of those faces. The kind that's vaguely familiar."
"What did you say your name was again?"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Do you come to a lot of these events?"
"Won't you have a drink?"
"We've got off on the wrong foot, haven't we?"
"I regret that we met this way."
"How did you get in here?"
"Are you drinking all alone tonight?"
"How old are you?"
"I'm just passing by."
"Forgive me if I don't shake hands."
"Perhaps I could be of assistance?"
"So, do you ever do anything for fun?"
"I completely understand why you might need a moment or two to break the ice, but do you mind if we now consider it broken?"

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SOME PROMPTS FOR PICKING UP/CARRYING MUSES BC WHY NOT
1) for sender to pick up a sleepy receiver and carry them to bed.
2) for receiver to pick up a sleepy sender and carry them to bed.
3) our muses are hiking and receiver is tired so sender picks them up to carry them the rest of the way.
4) our muses are hiking and sender is tired so receiver picks them up to carry them the rest of the way.
5) for sender to pick up receiver who keeps insisting they aren’t tired and carry them to bed anyway.
6) for receiver to pick up sender who keeps insisting they aren’t tired and carry them to bed anyway.
7) sender has been sitting in receiver’s lap but receiver needs to get up for something, so they just simply carry sender with them.
8) receiver has been sitting in sender’s lap but sender needs to get up for something, so they just simply carry receiver with them.
9) sender sprained their ankle so receiver sweeps them into their arms to carry them to get treated.
10) receiver sprained their ankle so sender sweeps them into their arms to carry them to get treated.
11) sender walks into kitchen while receiver is cooking, receiver picks them up and sets them on the counter.
12) receiver walks into kitchen while sender is cooking, sender picks them up and sets them on the counter.
13) our muses are kissing and sender picks up receiver to make it easier.
14) our muses are kissing and receiver picks up sender to make it easier.
15) sender picks up receiver and places them on the hood of their car while talking.
16) receiver picks up sender and places them on the hood of their car while talking.
17) sender picks up receiver and places them on the hood of their car while making out.
18) receiver picks up sender and places them on the hood of their car while making out.
19) things are getting heated between our muses and sender picks up receiver, placing them on a table/desk/counter rather than making it to the bed.
20) things are getting heated between our muses and receiver picks up sender, placing them on a table/desk/counter rather than making it to the bed.
21) sender picks up receiver just because.
22) receiver picks up sender just because.
23) our muses are walking somewhere together and sender spontaneously picks up receiver to carry them the rest of the way.
24) our muses are walking somewhere together and receiver spontaneously picks up sender to carry them the rest of the way.
25) sender has been working too hard, receiver carries them away to force them to rest.
26) receiver has been working too hard, sender carries them away to force them to rest.
27) sender is trying to do something rash so receiver simply picks them up to make them stop and listen.
28) receiver is trying to do something rash so sender simply picks them up to make them stop and listen.
29) in a moment of pure joy, sender picks up receiver and spins them around.
30) in a moment of pure joy, receiver picks up sender and spins them around.
different ways to say ‘i love you’
## for best friends or for lovers, if you pick the right ones
“you’re so dumb.” [insert fond smile here]
“you could punch me in the face and i would still want you ngl.”
“are you cold? here you go. come here.”
“you have stars in your eyes. i like looking at it.”
“i trust you. it’s okay.”
“you’re driving me crazy here.”
“wherever you want to go, i promise i’ll be with you every step of the way.”
“i’ll be damned if i don’t make you smile at least once today.”
“...please stay.”
“hey…” [hesitates] “be safe, alright?”
“i’ve been worried sick! where the hell were you!?”
“so what? you’re still my [name], idiot. i don’t care about what they say!”
“let me take care of you today. don’t do anything in return, just let me.”
[cups person b’s cheeks] “you are a menace and you almost died back there if it wasn’t for me.”
“how did you even get sick? you look ugly. come here.”
“i will never not think about you.”
“you… you don’t even have to love me back, you know?”
“i’m— i’m happy when you’re here. i’m happy.”
“this—” [points at their chest] “—this belongs to you. always.”
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“Shit my dad has said” sentence starters for all your dad-joking / actual dad muses. Feel free to change pronouns / edit as necessary. (mild content warnings for mentions of alcohol)
[with a thermos of coffee, a thermos of water, and a 2 liter bottle of diet soda on the table next to them] “I think I have a drinking problem.”
“Yeah, can I get the teriyaki chicken and french fries?”
“Did you hear that, class? People have been searching for the meaning of life for thousands of years. Mr. [name] here knew it — but he forgot!”
“You’re supposed to learn that kind of thing when you’re seven years old and you have nothing better to do.”
“A bunch of Pikachus in the background doesn’t exactly scream ‘professional.’”
“ ‘Yeah, it’s like when that train almost ran over your head, but it didn’t, so AHAHA SO FUNNY’ ”
“I’m the Supreme Leader His Deity-ness.”
“When I was in high school, I had a relationship with three dudes, a Martian, and a donkey.”
“Well, if you were still drawing like you did when you were thirteen, I would be a little concerned.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear.”
“So we put a sign out that said, ‘Watch out for falling pianos.’”
*does jazz hands while wearing a pikachu hat and making an exaggerated expression*
“It’s like the modern version of looking through Grandma’s attic.”
“Why does she have gremlins crawling all over her?”
“You are cordially invited to the theological place of eternal punishment.”
“I should’ve been dead or in jail by now.”
“If I never gave you a hard time, you wouldn’t be a happy camper.”
Munching & Morsels Starters
“I’m not someone who just eats anything.”
“Peanut butter? Out of the jar? With a fork?”
“This looks… like it could be edible.”
“It’s four in the morning, why are you in the cupboards?”
“So here’s the legendary snack gremlin in it’s natural habitat.”
“You didn’t make this for me. You did not.”
“Nope don’t care how much you didn’t cook this correctly, I’m eating it.”
“You didn’t touch dinner all night but now you’re eating?”
“Is this a lack of appetite or a lack of fine taste?”
“Try it. Come on, I swear it won’t poison you.”
“We have all this food and I want none of this. Stupid brain and food wants.”
“You abducted ALL of my chips? You’re a monster.”
“I need you to stay out of the kitchen for uh… reasons.”
“Hmm is that pleasant aroma what you’re cooking or just you?”
“I don’t think this is how you make a salsa.”
“You’re making me try this odd combination… why?”
“What unholy abomination are you eating?”
“I’m eating… you know what, I don’t know either.”
“You made this, so I’m going to eat it. I’m not wasting your effort no matter how awful it is.”
“Huh. This doesn’t taste half bad.”
“I told you that probably wasn’t a wise decision to eat.”
“I’m gonna give this cupboard twenty minutes for it to put my snacks back or else.”
“Bold enough to take the snack out of my mouth huh?”
“I’m volunteering as tribute for your food experiments.”
“So we’re waving the white flag and getting take out right?”
Comfort Starters
Feel free to change how you see fit!
Sentence Starters
“Come on, let’s get you away from there.”
“Hey, are you okay?”
“You look like you could use a hug.”
“Don’t listen to them. You’re perfect the way you are.”
“Let it all out.. I’m here for you.”
“You don’t have to tell me anything, but I’m here for you okay?”
“You look down. This calls for cuddles.”
“A kiss here. A kiss there... Ah! There’s the smile I’ve been hoping to see!”
“Do you want to talk about it?”
“You’re safe now, I promise.”
“I’m not going to let anyone else hurt you.”
“You okay? I could tell they were bothering you..”
“I heard about what happened. I’m so sorry, _.”
“It’s nothing to be ashamed of. You’re allowed to cry.”
“You have every right to feel that way.”
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“I’m so sorry you’re going through this.”
“I thought you could use some space.”
“I’ll give you as many hugs as you need, okay?”
“Can I get you anything? Tea? Hot chocolate?”
“You don’t have to go through this alone.”
“Is something on your mind?”
“If they’re bothering you, I’ll go tell them something.”
“No, you don’t deserve to be treated like that.”
“I got you all of your favorite snacks.”
“No, you don’t need to blame yourself.”
“You’ll get through this and I’ll be here every step of the way.”
“You have every right to be upset.”
“You don’t have to hide your tears from me.”
“Tell me what happened.”
“I’m here to listen.”
“Did you have a nightmare? Do you want to talk about it?”
“How about we go on a walk. It might calm your nerves.”
Actions
[Hug] Sender pulls receiver into a hug.
[Tears] Sender wipes tears from receiver’s face.
[Kisses] Sender gives receiver many kisses all over.
[Cuddle] Sender cuddles with receiver after a rough day.
[Drink] Sender makes receiver something to drink.
[Visit] Sender shows up at receiver’s place shortly after learning something is wrong.
[Rest] Sender stays in bed with receiver.
[Alone] Sender leads receiver away from the crowd after seeing that they need space.
[Cry] Sender holds receiver close as they cry.
[Meal] Sender makes receiver a warm meal.
[Hand] Sender gives reciever’s hand a gentle squeeze.
[Hair] Sender gently strokes receiver’s hair.
[Pat] Sender puts a hand on reciever’s shoulder.
[Massage] Sender gives receiver a shoulder rub.
[Action] + reverse for the reverse of said action!

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Backhanded Apology starters
"I'm sorry you feel that way, but maybe you should learn to take a joke." "I'm sorry you're so sensitive about everything." "I'm sorry you misunderstood me, but that's your problem, not mine." "I'm sorry you're upset, but it's not my fault you're so emotional." "I'm sorry you can't handle the truth." "I'm sorry if you got offended, but maybe you should grow a thicker skin." "I'm sorry you took it the wrong way, but that’s on you." "I'm sorry you always find a way to make everything about you." "I'm sorry you're having a bad day, but it’s not my problem." "I'm sorry you're upset, but maybe you should try being less annoying." "I'm sorry if you felt ignored, but I can't help it if you're not interesting." "I'm sorry you didn't understand what I meant. Maybe you should pay more attention." "I'm sorry you're mad, but maybe you should try seeing things from my perspective." "I'm sorry you're offended, but maybe you should lighten up." "I'm sorry you're hurt, but it's not my job to cater to your feelings." "I'm sorry you're upset, but maybe you should work on your self-esteem." "I'm sorry you didn't get the joke. Not everyone can be quick-witted." "I'm sorry if you felt slighted, but you really need to chill." "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but maybe you should toughen up." "I'm sorry you can't take constructive criticism." [SMIRK] The sender smirks at the receiver while delivering a half-hearted apology. [SHRUG] The sender shrugs dismissively after offering an insincere apology to the receiver. [ROLL] The sender rolls their eyes as they reluctantly apologize to the receiver. [SIGH] The sender sighs dramatically before apologizing insincerely to the receiver. [SMILE] The sender gives the receiver a fake smile while issuing a condescending apology. [TONE] The sender uses a mocking tone while apologizing to the receiver. [SARCASM] The sender uses a sarcastic tone while apologizing to the receiver. [GLARE] The sender glares at the receiver before offering a reluctant apology. [CONDESCEND] The sender condescendingly apologizes to the receiver, making it clear they don’t mean it.
Summer Time Sentence Starters
Feel free to edit however you see fit
“It’s hot as hell.”
“Someone please turn off the sun.”
“I want to become an icicle.”
“I suggest we take a trip to the North Pole.”
“School’s out!”
“It’s too hot for clothes.”
“Let’s go hang out in the frozen food section at the store!”
“It’s the ice cream truck! My hero!”
“Have you been laying in that ice chest the whole time?”
“Wanna head to the pool?”
“How are you drinking hot chocolate in this weather?!”
“You don’t look so well.”
“Here, drink some water.”
“I think you’re overheating.”
“It’s so hot, I think Satan is jealous.”
“Hey, let’s go to the beach!”
“I hate the beach.”
“I can’t swim.”
“You can’t swim?”
“I can teach you how to swim.”
“You could have drowned!”
“Let’s go skinny dipping!”
“Why are there so many hot tubs yet no cold tubs?”
“The water is freezing!”
“Please let there be a cold front, please let there be a cold front!”
“Let’s go on a vacation!”
“I’d rather stay home!”
“Pack your bags, we’re getting outta here!”
“I hate the summer.”
“I love the summer!”
“Let’s build a sandcastle!”
“Let’s have a picnic on the beach!”
“There’s sand… everywhere.”
“Hey! Quit splashing me!”
“It’s too hot to even cuddle!”
“How about we go camping?”
“Let’s go on a road trip!”
“You need a vacation.”
“I need a vacation.”
“Oh no, the AC is broken!”
“The beach is the perfect place to watch the sunset.”
“You’ve been standing in front of that fan for hours.”
“Nooo! My ice cream is melting!”