Memes for the soul

First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"May I have this dance?"

"I can't say I think much of your welcome."

"Can I have a cup of coffee, please?"

"I don't mean to pry, but is something troubling you?"

"What an honour to meet you!"

"What are you grinning at?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"I hope we shall become friends."

"Do I gather that you recognise me?"

"Who exactly are you, anyway?"

"You do know I have a first name?"

"Who are you? What do you want from me?"

"How can I help you this beautiful morning?"

"Why don't you have glass of champagne?"

"My name is not important."

"Do you really want to start off this friendship with a lie?"

"You know, you have one of those faces. The kind that's vaguely familiar."

"What did you say your name was again?"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Do you come to a lot of these events?"

"Won't you have a drink?"

"We've got off on the wrong foot, haven't we?"

"I regret that we met this way."

"How did you get in here?"

"Are you drinking all alone tonight?"

"How old are you?"

"I'm just passing by."

"Forgive me if I don't shake hands."

"Perhaps I could be of assistance?"

"So, do you ever do anything for fun?"

1)  for sender to pick up a sleepy receiver and carry them to bed.

2)  for receiver to pick up a sleepy sender and carry them to bed. 

3)  our muses are hiking and receiver is tired so sender picks them up to carry them the rest of the way. 

4)  our muses are hiking and sender is tired so receiver picks them up to carry them the rest of the way. 

5)  for sender to pick up receiver who keeps insisting they aren’t tired and carry them to bed anyway. 

6)  for receiver to pick up sender who keeps insisting they aren’t tired and carry them to bed anyway. 

7)  sender has been sitting in receiver’s lap but receiver needs to get up for something,  so they just simply carry sender with them. 

8)  receiver has been sitting in sender’s lap but sender needs to get up for something,  so they just simply carry receiver with them. 

9)  sender sprained their ankle so receiver sweeps them into their arms to carry them to get treated. 

10)  receiver sprained their ankle so sender sweeps them into their arms to carry them to get treated. 

11)  sender walks into kitchen while receiver is cooking,  receiver picks them up and sets them on the counter. 

12)  receiver walks into kitchen while sender is cooking,  sender picks them up and sets them on the counter. 

13)  our muses are kissing and sender picks up receiver to make it easier. 

14)  our muses are kissing and receiver picks up sender to make it easier. 

15)  sender picks up receiver and places them on the hood of their car while talking. 

16)  receiver picks up sender and places them on the hood of their car while talking. 

17)  sender picks up receiver and places them on the hood of their car while making out. 

18)  receiver picks up sender and places them on the hood of their car while making out. 

19)  things are getting heated between our muses and sender picks up receiver,  placing them on a table/desk/counter rather than making it to the bed. 

20)  things are getting heated between our muses and receiver picks up sender,  placing them on a table/desk/counter rather than making it to the bed. 

21)  sender picks up receiver just because. 

22)  receiver picks up sender just because. 

23)  our muses are walking somewhere together and sender spontaneously picks up receiver to carry them the rest of the way. 

24)  our muses are walking somewhere together and receiver spontaneously picks up sender to carry them the rest of the way. 

25)  sender has been working too hard,  receiver carries them away to force them to rest. 

26)  receiver has been working too hard,  sender carries them away to force them to rest. 

27)  sender is trying to do something rash so receiver simply picks them up to make them stop and listen. 

28)  receiver is trying to do something rash so sender simply picks them up to make them stop and listen. 

29)  in a moment of pure joy,  sender picks up receiver and spins them around. 

## for best friends or for lovers, if you pick the right ones

“you’re so dumb.” [insert fond smile here]

“you could punch me in the face and i would still want you ngl.”

“are you cold? here you go. come here.”

“you have stars in your eyes. i like looking at it.”

“i trust you. it’s okay.”

“you’re driving me crazy here.”

“wherever you want to go, i promise i’ll be with you every step of the way.”

“i’ll be damned if i don’t make you smile at least once today.”

“...please stay.”

“hey…” [hesitates] “be safe, alright?”

“i’ve been worried sick! where the hell were you!?”

“so what? you’re still my [name], idiot. i don’t care about what they say!”

“let me take care of you today. don’t do anything in return, just let me.”

[cups person b’s cheeks] “you are a menace and you almost died back there if it wasn’t for me.”

“how did you even get sick? you look ugly. come here.”

“i will never not think about you.”

“you… you don’t even have to love me back, you know?”

“i’m— i’m happy when you’re here. i’m happy.”

“this—” [points at their chest] “—this belongs to you. always.”

[with a thermos of coffee, a thermos of water, and a 2 liter bottle of diet soda on the table next to them] “I think I have a drinking problem.”

“Yeah, can I get the teriyaki chicken and french fries?”

“Did you hear that, class? People have been searching for the meaning of life for thousands of years. Mr. [name] here knew it — but he forgot!”

“You’re supposed to learn that kind of thing when you’re seven years old and you have nothing better to do.”

“A bunch of Pikachus in the background doesn’t exactly scream ‘professional.’”

“ ‘Yeah, it’s like when that train almost ran over your head, but it didn’t, so AHAHA SO FUNNY’ ”

“I’m the Supreme Leader His Deity-ness.”

“When I was in high school, I had a relationship with three dudes, a Martian, and a donkey.”

“Well, if you were still drawing like you did when you were thirteen, I would be a little concerned.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear.”

“So we put a sign out that said, ‘Watch out for falling pianos.’”

*does jazz hands while wearing a pikachu hat and making an exaggerated expression*

“It’s like the modern version of looking through Grandma’s attic.”

“Why does she have gremlins crawling all over her?”

“You are cordially invited to the theological place of eternal punishment.”

“I should’ve been dead or in jail by now.”

“I’m not someone who just eats anything.”

“Peanut butter? Out of the jar? With a fork?”

“This looks… like it could be edible.”

“It’s four in the morning, why are you in the cupboards?”

“So here’s the legendary snack gremlin in it’s natural habitat.”

“You didn’t make this for me. You did not.”

“Nope don’t care how much you didn’t cook this correctly, I’m eating it.”

“You didn’t touch dinner all night but now you’re eating?”

“Is this a lack of appetite or a lack of fine taste?”

“Try it. Come on, I swear it won’t poison you.”

“We have all this food and I want none of this. Stupid brain and food wants.”

“You abducted ALL of my chips? You’re a monster.”

“I need you to stay out of the kitchen for uh… reasons.”

“Hmm is that pleasant aroma what you’re cooking or just you?”

“I don’t think this is how you make a salsa.”

“You’re making me try this odd combination… why?”

“What unholy abomination are you eating?”

“I’m eating… you know what, I don’t know either.”

“You made this, so I’m going to eat it. I’m not wasting your effort no matter how awful it is.”

“Huh. This doesn’t taste half bad.”

“I told you that probably wasn’t a wise decision to eat.”

“I’m gonna give this cupboard twenty minutes for it to put my snacks back or else.”

“Bold enough to take the snack out of my mouth huh?”

“I’m volunteering as tribute for your food experiments.”

Feel free to change how you see fit!

Sentence Starters

“Come on, let’s get you away from there.”

“Hey, are you okay?”

“You look like you could use a hug.”

“Don’t listen to them. You’re perfect the way you are.”

“Let it all out.. I’m here for you.”

“You don’t have to tell me anything, but I’m here for you okay?”

“You look down. This calls for cuddles.”

“A kiss here. A kiss there... Ah! There’s the smile I’ve been hoping to see!”

“Do you want to talk about it?”

“You’re safe now, I promise.”

“I’m not going to let anyone else hurt you.”

“You okay? I could tell they were bothering you..”

“I heard about what happened. I’m so sorry, _.”

“It’s nothing to be ashamed of. You’re allowed to cry.”

“You have every right to feel that way.”

“Is there anything I can do to help?”

“I’m so sorry you’re going through this.”

“I thought you could use some space.”

“I’ll give you as many hugs as you need, okay?”

“Can I get you anything? Tea? Hot chocolate?”

“You don’t have to go through this alone.”

“Is something on your mind?”

“If they’re bothering you, I’ll go tell them something.”

“No, you don’t deserve to be treated like that.”

“I got you all of your favorite snacks.”

“No, you don’t need to blame yourself.”

“You’ll get through this and I’ll be here every step of the way.”

“You have every right to be upset.”

“You don’t have to hide your tears from me.”

“Tell me what happened.”

“I’m here to listen.”

“Did you have a nightmare? Do you want to talk about it?”

“How about we go on a walk. It might calm your nerves.”

Actions

[Hug] Sender pulls receiver into a hug.

[Tears] Sender wipes tears from receiver’s face.

[Kisses] Sender gives receiver many kisses all over.

[Cuddle] Sender cuddles with receiver after a rough day.

[Drink] Sender makes receiver something to drink.

[Visit] Sender shows up at receiver’s place shortly after learning something is wrong.

[Rest] Sender stays in bed with receiver.

[Alone] Sender leads receiver away from the crowd after seeing that they need space.

[Cry] Sender holds receiver close as they cry.

[Meal] Sender makes receiver a warm meal.

[Hand] Sender gives reciever’s hand a gentle squeeze.

[Hair] Sender gently strokes receiver’s hair.

[Pat] Sender puts a hand on reciever’s shoulder.

[Massage] Sender gives receiver a shoulder rub.

Feel free to edit however you see fit

“It’s hot as hell.”

“Someone please turn off the sun.”

“I want to become an icicle.”

“I suggest we take a trip to the North Pole.”

“School’s out!”

“It’s too hot for clothes.”

“Let’s go hang out in the frozen food section at the store!”

“It’s the ice cream truck! My hero!”

“Have you been laying in that ice chest the whole time?”

“Wanna head to the pool?”

“How are you drinking hot chocolate in this weather?!”

“You don’t look so well.”

“Here, drink some water.”

“I think you’re overheating.”

“It’s so hot, I think Satan is jealous.”

“Hey, let’s go to the beach!”

“I hate the beach.”

“I can’t swim.”

“You can’t swim?”

“I can teach you how to swim.”

“You could have drowned!”

“Let’s go skinny dipping!”

“Why are there so many hot tubs yet no cold tubs?”

“The water is freezing!”

“Please let there be a cold front, please let there be a cold front!”

“Let’s go on a vacation!”

“I’d rather stay home!”

“Pack your bags, we’re getting outta here!”

“I hate the summer.”

“I love the summer!”

“Let’s build a sandcastle!”

“Let’s have a picnic on the beach!”

“There’s sand… everywhere.”

“Hey! Quit splashing me!”

“It’s too hot to even cuddle!”

“How about we go camping?”

“Let’s go on a road trip!”

“You need a vacation.”

“I need a vacation.”

“Oh no, the AC is broken!”

“The beach is the perfect place to watch the sunset.”

“You’ve been standing in front of that fan for hours.”