"Let's meet up again in Paradise."

so did that the vampire get the job

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

i say ‘anyway’ and ‘so like’ to start sentences the entire day as if i were havin the same conversation even though i am speaking to totally different people and the truth is i am having one conversation it is just a constant dialogue with me and the universe and whatever victims it offers me