Hi hi hello

love when a charlie brown adult starts making an announcement over the MTA system and you just sort of have to hope it wasn't that important

the way people always fixate on how anti transfem legislation and policies will impact cis women is infuriating in its own right but it's even worse when you actually pay attention and realize that most cis women would rather put up with any amount of heinous degradation than see a single one of us play sports or even just be alive.

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

like. ur already more expensive. i understand this. i am willing to pay more money to have slave-free delicious chocolate. why must you punish me further by making it a goddamn puzzle to break a piece off.

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

it's a moral failing to still be a harry potter fan

if you ever worry to yourself that still liking harry potter makes you a bad person it's because it does

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod