“Why don’t you make some tea and shut the fuck up for a second?”
The words linger in his mind, replaying over and over again with every step he takes. It’s been two days since Trostenwald, two days since they paid out Gustav’s prison sentence.
“You’re usually not so rude.”
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Fjord, Molly's ghost, and the art of apologizing. And Caduceus is also there.
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“Why don’t you make some tea and shut the fuck up for a second?”
The words linger in his mind, replaying over and over again with every step he takes. It’s been two days since Trostenwald, two days since they paid out Gustav’s prison sentence.
“You’re usually not so rude.”
“He shouldn’t have stuck his nose into business that wasn’t his,” he grumbles.
A low laugh, shoulder nudging against his. “You don’t mean that.”
It’s not as if it bothers him, he wants to argue. He has probably forgotten all about it by now. He stubbornly keeps quiet
“But it bothers you.”
“I can’t hide anything from you, can I?” he mutters under his breath. He never could. So what, he was unnecessarily rude to Caduceus. He can’t do anything about it now.
“You’re being a brat. I thought I taught you better than that.”
He feels the hand tilting up his chin, the thumb brushing over his lips. The spark in those lovely red eyes, the mean smile. But not cruel. Never cruel. He feels the breath stuck in his lungs, tastes the skin when he flicks his tongue over his lips. “I’m sorry.”
“Is that the best you can do?”
He shivers. He remembers the worn down wooden boards uncomfortable under his knees, lifting his gaze in supplication. Needing to make amends, pleading to his king. Let me make it up to you. It had been a long night, a pleasurable one.
The tail wraps around his wrist, holds him close. Gaze burning, urging him to prove himself. Fjord would drop to his knees right now if he ordered him to.
A commotion on the cart. When he looks over, Beau is putting Caduceus’ hat back on his head. They’re smiling. Caduceus thanks her. Always so polite.
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im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!
what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.
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the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
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the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴
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Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.
Giant African land snails are (as far as I know) the only invasive species in the US that poses risks to all three categories of environmental damage, human health, AND structural damage--because they will eat stucco and plaster in their hunt for calcium.
Of course I don't blame the snails for this, they are just doing their snail thing and it's not their fault we introduced them to a new place where there's lots of delicious native vegetation and building materials to devour. But if bones are not available they WILL eat your house.