“Why don’t you make some tea and shut the fuck up for a second?”
The words linger in his mind, replaying over and over again with every step he takes. It’s been two days since Trostenwald, two days since they paid out Gustav’s prison sentence.
“You’re usually not so rude.”
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Fjord, Molly's ghost, and the art of apologizing. And Caduceus is also there.
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“Why don’t you make some tea and shut the fuck up for a second?”
The words linger in his mind, replaying over and over again with every step he takes. It’s been two days since Trostenwald, two days since they paid out Gustav’s prison sentence.
“You’re usually not so rude.”
“He shouldn’t have stuck his nose into business that wasn’t his,” he grumbles.
A low laugh, shoulder nudging against his. “You don’t mean that.”
It’s not as if it bothers him, he wants to argue. He has probably forgotten all about it by now. He stubbornly keeps quiet
“But it bothers you.”
“I can’t hide anything from you, can I?” he mutters under his breath. He never could. So what, he was unnecessarily rude to Caduceus. He can’t do anything about it now.
“You’re being a brat. I thought I taught you better than that.”
He feels the hand tilting up his chin, the thumb brushing over his lips. The spark in those lovely red eyes, the mean smile. But not cruel. Never cruel. He feels the breath stuck in his lungs, tastes the skin when he flicks his tongue over his lips. “I’m sorry.”
“Is that the best you can do?”
He shivers. He remembers the worn down wooden boards uncomfortable under his knees, lifting his gaze in supplication. Needing to make amends, pleading to his king. Let me make it up to you. It had been a long night, a pleasurable one.
The tail wraps around his wrist, holds him close. Gaze burning, urging him to prove himself. Fjord would drop to his knees right now if he ordered him to.
A commotion on the cart. When he looks over, Beau is putting Caduceus’ hat back on his head. They’re smiling. Caduceus thanks her. Always so polite.
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Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:
Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!
1) The ______ is always on.
2) The Magnet is ______ on.
3) How often is The Magnet on?
4) The Magnet is always __.
5) The Magnet is always on. T/F
6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F
7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F
8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.
9) Is The Magnet ever off?
10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F
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