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READ THIS FIRST!!! . Tip Jar . About Me .

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🔮 = tarot 🗝️ = oracle 🐦‍⬛ = lenormand

🃏 = playing cards 🐝 = sibilla 🧠 = pragmatic

🫀 = poetry 🫁 = prose/short story 🩰 = descriptive

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While I do have some beginner friendly content here, this is mainly a space for intermediate and advanced practitioners. I am a Hellenic Polytheist who takes tarot seriously, and integrates deity worship and offerings into every tarot reading I do, the main gods involved in readings shared on this blog are named in my bio above. I am not opposed to friendly discussions, or my views being challenged, but aggression and name calling will obviously not be tolerated.

I operate under the assumption that all of my followers are competent adults who possess the reading comprehension skills of the average high school graduate in the 90’s, understand nuance, and are able to hold two opposing thoughts in their head without spontaneously combusting or having a panic attack.

I do not sugar coat any of my readings, and my goal is always to tell you the truth regardless of what you would like to hear. My takes on witchcraft and tarot/divination are more traditional leaning, and I mix them with the law of assumption. I’m not here to tell you what you “should” do, but to predict what will happen if you make any given decision, and how to change your fate if the outcome provided is not what you desire.

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It sits inside every “good” mannered woman

Perches silently on the bottom rib of her left breast

The wanting and the longing to be something other than wooden

To be chosen to be spoiled to be soft is to be real—filled with zest!

Untrue words of the past make your heart ache. IGNORE THEM!

Set your eye on desire.

You are a bit hasty—new wounds sit proudly—blood claimed as favorite diadem

Ignore completely what healing might require…

Trap yourself in a cage, and pretend that you’re safe.

That your mind won’t eat you alive if you never dare to leave.

You poor, flightless bird. How your dull feathers chafe.

Wings stiff as boards—only pain of movement can bring reprieve.

YOU LIAR! You are not hopeless!

Though playing small your magnum opus.

You are not resourceful or business minded enough.

You lack financial savvy.

A need to leave the past behind—freed from the cuffs:

It plagues your restless spirit like a ghost in a mansion, never happy.

You are a washed up navy man

Tired, spent, lonely, saltwater skin matching harsh bluffs and gruff attitudes.

What happened to your brilliant plan?

Never the time to waste on useless platitudes…

Be the alchemist.

Stop chasing the idea of vindication in order to find vindication.

Can’t afford to name yourself the pacifist.

The joy is in the journey, not the destination.

Who will bother joining you,

If you make them feel like they’re in a long queue?

Your perception is flawed. Your reflections are skewed.

The mirror you use to observe yourself is a pool of water—it ripples. Don’t drink!

An overwhelming debt accrued

If only in your mind, distinct.

You think you’re trapped and powerless in the machine of tradition.

This is not true!

You’ve gaslight yourself into poor position.

If only you knew…

You could feel safe! You could be more secure!

If violent thirst can be quenched. Or your vision less blurry.

What else can you do, besides endure…

Get yourself a good attorney?

There must be more to life than this!

Are they pushing Sophia out of KATSEYE like they did with Manon?

They don’t want to… but it’s not something that they’re ruling out completely at the moment. I think that her being sick is something they’re really frustrated with as they really need all 5 members performing to properly push a certain image.

Is Sophia really sick?

I'm not a reader but my fav novel is Secret seven and fav author is Enid Blyton and my fav food is pizza and ice cream and my fav place to visit is Switzerland and 💋🎀❤️

These are part of the tarotscopes I published on Substack for this upcoming full moon in Aquarius.

Included in the post for paid subscribers is also:

A spell for your moon sign

A bit if gossip for your mercury sign

A blessing for your venus sign

A warning for your mars sign

A lucky charm for your jupiter sign

A prediction for your saturn sign

Photos of the cards that would not fit in a tumblr post lmao

Aries - remain calm and ready for action. You may begin a new romantic relationship this week, go on a date, or start a new phase of your spiritual/emotional journey. Remember to stay open-minded to new opportunities and ideas that contradict your own. 

Leo - change is the name of the game. Overall, it may feel like things are changing on a large scale, but you’re not reaping many rewards for your efforts? There is still much to be done, and that’s okay. Please remain gentle with yourself. Emotional fulfillment is on the horizon. 

Sagittarius - you have a decision to make. It seems like you’re not happy with what’s right in front of you, even though to others you are living the dream. The question is what should you do: what feels best to you, or what looks best to others? 

Cancer - leave your heartbreaks and betrayals in the past. Conquer your own mind to conquer your surroundings/reality. New friendships are coming to you soon, allow yourself to enjoy and nurture these connections. 

Scorpio - you’re so used to taking everything into your own hands and handling things on your own because it gives the illusion of you being powerful, but you’re not putting forth your best effort, you are turning in shoddy work, and accepting crumbs in return… people aren’t paying you your worth because you aren’t demanding it, and you’re not demanding it because you’re too cowardly to delegate the tasks you’re not best at completing. Just pick one thing and focus on that. 

Pisces - you NEED be more confident and have more fun. Stop taking everything so seriously and personally. It’s not that deep. You need to get over yourself. 

Taurus - you can’t manifest the life of your dreams if you’re too busy living in regret or focusing on your guilt from the past, omg. You have to be aggressive in repeating the new story, and get off your ass! Start moving NOW you can’t afford to wait till tomorrow or later or whenever the fuck you think will be better… DO IT NOW!!! 

Virgo - stop taking things so seriously/personally. Get out of your head. Go for a walk. Focus on what makes you happy, and build your business. Be strategic but fun. Find the balance. 

Capricorn - you’re going to have to defend yourself this month, but the good news is that consistency of character and honest action will be more than enough to give you the upper ground. 

Gemini - fate and fortune will be on your side powerfully during this lunation. Have fun with whatever happens, and don’t take yourself too seriously. 

Libra - something’s going to happen this month to help you heal from the past and be much more gentle with yourself in such a sudden/shocking, and powerful way. 

There’s going to be:

General section for substack subscribers

A message for your sun sign (shared with everyone)

A spell for your moon sign

A prediction for your saturn sign

A warning for your mars sign

A blessing for your venus sign

A bit of gossip for your mercury sign