The Rambling Blog of a Pessimistic 20-Something

Everything you love is here

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

How am I both of these people

i haven’t really been doing anything but i still need a break from everything

what a nice day to remember that 12 year old girls aren’t fucking sexually mature

And another friendly reminder that 12 years don’t need to wear ‘proper’ clothing so men don’t stare. You shouldn’t be staring in the first place

And yet another friendly reminder that it doesn’t matter if a 12 year old looks or acts “mature for their age”. They’re still children, you sick fucks.

I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club