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“Time for a good cry”
Notes: I’m really pleased with this one. I’m definitely getting a good challenge blending my art styles into something neat.

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Ayo Edebiri | Vogue | October 08, 2025
can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:
If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.
yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total
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Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.
tumblr really is the only place where you can post "i want that pretty girl to break up with her boyfriend to lez out with me" and somebody with their harry potter house in their bio will tag it "#omg this is exactly minky and scrod" and then you click over to their blog to find out who minky and scrod are and it's two men from an usamerican children's cartoon with a majority female cast

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i feel so old how do these kids not know who 1D is... i was born in 2007 but i feel like i was born in 1807 right now like wdym you know harry styles because he dated taylor swift???? what has the world come to.
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Kids have it so right. Be weird without shame and cry about anything that so much as dares to inconvenience you
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
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