I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

Stop checking on people that aren’t checking on you

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. 

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

man i already have the pidgeotto haircut and some red dye at home, i should just get like a pidgeotto t-shirt and say i’m a pidgeotto

i should clarify that i’m talking about halloween and not just in general

POCAHONTAS

If you don’t love Genie, there’s something wrong with you.

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY ENTIRE LIFE

never not reblogging

I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

harry’s statement that “my dad didn’t strut and nor do i” can be proven as half true on its face because james, an aries, likely strutted everywhere, whereas harry, a leo, just kind of tumbles sideways into situations that guarantee him getting huge amounts of attention