Song of the Blue Jay

Hey! It's me! Too bad I didn't get to pull my glove up all the way. Dumb body paint.... -grumbles and opens GIMP to edit-

She’s a pretty lady

I agree. :)

Aww. Thank you guys. ^^

Little does she know that in star trek red means death

I’m well aware of the stigma… But tell that to Scotty and Uhura.

They were high ranking officers, who ran ships engine and transporter. The other was the ships navigator and linguistics. They would protect them with their lives. But hey maybe you’re special :-)

Haha, I know. I wanted to make a red dress, like Uhura’s…but I didn’t buy enough fabric. A lot of people mistook me for Jadzia Dax though, which was pretty awesome.

Little does she know that in star trek red means death

I’m well aware of the stigma… But tell that to Scotty and Uhura.

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

one gay to rule them all…