Trying to stay relevant.

1 pound chihuahua vs. 15 pound bag of dog food

My money’s on the doggie.

Love may be beautiful but it’s also majorly unpredictable. Matters of the heart work in their own, unique ways. Try as you may, there’s no figuring it out.

1. Most women are attracted to men who possess a strong sense of humor as it indicates higher intelligence and honesty.

2. If you hold hands with someone you love, it can help alleviate physical pain as well as stress and fear.

3. When lovers gaze into each others’ eyes, their heart rates synchronize as well.

4. If you look into a stranger’s eyes, you can actually fall in love.

5. Men who cheat on their partners have lower IQs.

6. When an individual is dumped, it can often result in frustration attraction. This ‘attraction’ makes the one who was dumped love and lust the other person even more.

7. Sleep deprived men are more likely to assume that women want to have sex with them.

*sun, venus & mars*

ARIES The Angel. Sometimes, when you look at him, he bites his lip the way he does when he’s concentrating real hard, and your whole heart just sighs. And he just makes you feel, it. Like when he comes home from the studio with tired eyes and a big fat check, he grabs you so tight, and he tells you you’re fucking beautiful, that you’re his girl and that he’s gonna take care of you. Everything else fades away, and the only thing left is his lips on your neck and the sound of crashing waves from the balcony.

TAURUS The Vampire. You never see him when it’s light out, but somehow his Instagram story is always filled with juicy ass brunches. Tatted to hell and back, spends his evenings making Soundcloud beats and he has those glazed eyes making you wonder if he’s ever completely sober. You never knew he felt that way about you. Until tonight. Maybe you’ve never noticed it, or maybe he’s just good. Doesn’t matter now, because all you wanna do is kiss him from his abs to his neck, all the way up to where his tattoo peeks out from his shirt.

And she has to lug a shield around just so, like, fucking muskets can’t kill her. Like if someone shoots an arrow at her, she needs to block that, or she’ll die, apparently.

So just off-screen there, picture Superman just casually strolling by. “Hey, you, uh, you need some help there? Wanna stand behind me? I have this cape, it blocks bullets too.”

“No, I’m fine!”