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Palamedes after hearing Naberius speak once:

"average narrator is unreliable" factoid actualy just statistical error. average narrator is by default reliable. Unreliable Narrator John Gaius, who is simultaneously just some guy from New Zealand trying to save the earth with his fellow nerd friends* & also the most insanely powerful human being** who has had unimaginable control over his subjects for the past 10,000 years, and who handles difficult conversations and emotions with tea, biscuits, memes, and Tumblr references***, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

does anyone remember that one scene in harrow where her thumb gets bitten off and the narration is like “these motherfuckers had a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy.” okay you do please stay with me. I would put money on this being a llamas with hats reference.

does anyone remember that one scene in harrow where her thumb gets bitten off and the narration is like “these motherfuckers had a hunger that only thumbs could satisfy.” okay you do please stay with me. I would put money on this being a llamas with hats reference.