On the rocks

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Nobody knows why, but we’re on Facebook.

So he waited.

When terrible real estate agent photos and dating profiles collide.

If you’re not the pizza guy then we’re not awake.

One of the least sucessful characters from the Transformers series was Elderly Sofa-Gentleman.

I find I do some of my best washing up in the middle of the night.

Tommy’s parents waited in vain from him to ask for violin lessons or join the school chess club.

“OK so let’s get started. As the Main TV in this house, I expect certain standards from all the rest of you guys….”

As it’s Friday, here’s a photograph of a butternut squash who decided to end it all.

The winner of our Spot-the-Toilet competition gets to relieve themselves and wash their hands.

A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.

http://www.homesnap.com/VA/Arlington/1633-S-Taylor-Street

Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.

In real estate photography this is known as a Partial Gastric Eclipse.

I won’t come in thanks, I’m allergic to craziness.