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Johnlockedness’ 2000th 2071th follower give away!

To celebrate the fact that I gained, now over, 2000 follwers I’m doing a give away, because you guys are awesome. I made so many good friends through tumblr, friends I will cherish for live and all of you are so talented and kind and just superb ♥♥♥ THANK YOU ♥♥♥

  SOO WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE (I.O.O.A.):

Johnlock t-shirt by Saniday (size M)

John’s Red Pants (any size)

Bilbo Baggins bookmark

Baker Street postcard

Baker Street sign (from the Sherlock Holmes museum)

DVD Nightwatching with Martin Freeman (aka the penis movie, REGION   2)

Book Parade’s End by Ford Madox Ford with Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover

Massive chocolate penis

Penis lollipop

Penis winegums

3 chocolate penises

Penis liqourice

Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter ornament (donated by Leentje1989 :3)

Draco Malfoy ornament (donated by Leentje1989)

221B Sherlock Holmes button (from the Sherlock Holmes museum)

4 the Hobbit buttons

Film slate keyring (donated by Leentje1989)

Vibrating cockring

Vibrating soft balls (vaginal use)

Safeword (cinnamon flavoured) tea ~ a Cure for Boredom

English Breakfast tea 

All items are new except for the Nightwatching DVD. I’ll throw the John Watson UK ID tags in if they arrive before the deadline, if they ever arrive…. If not, then I’ll safe them for next time. 

  THERE WILL BE SEVEN WINNERS

First place: Johnlock shirt, candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Second place: John’s red pants, candy penis/sextoy or your choice and item* of your choice.

Third place: DVD Nightwatching (Martin Freeman), candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Fourth place: Book Parade’s End, candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Fifth place: Baker Street sign, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

Sixth place: Bilbo Baggins bookmark, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

Seventh place: 4 the Hobbit buttons, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

*item of your choice: safeword (cinnamon) tea, english breakfast tea, 221B button, Baker Street post card, Harry Potter ornament, film slate keyring.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN

You have to be following me. 

You can reblog this as often as you like, just don’t bore your followers with my crap.

Likes do not count. 

No give-away blogs. I WILL CHECK.

Winners will be chosen randomly by generator.

I’ll ship worldwide. (As far as possible, since dairy products might be a problem).

You must be able to provide me with your address.

Please have your ask box open.

If you fail to respond within 48 hours of my ask, then the prize will go to another person. 

Deadline: 11th of June 2013

If you have any questions or comments don’t hesitate to let me know.

GOOD LUCK :D

Johnlockedness’ 2000th 2071th follower give away!

To celebrate the fact that I gained, now over, 2000 follwers I’m doing a give away, because you guys are awesome. I made so many good friends through tumblr, friends I will cherish for live and all of you are so talented and kind and just superb ♥♥♥ THANK YOU ♥♥♥

  SOO WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE (I.O.O.A.):

Johnlock t-shirt by Saniday (size M)

John’s Red Pants (any size)

Bilbo Baggins bookmark

Baker Street postcard

Baker Street sign (from the Sherlock Holmes museum)

DVD Nightwatching with Martin Freeman (aka the penis movie, REGION   2)

Book Parade’s End by Ford Madox Ford with Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover

Massive chocolate penis

Penis lollipop

Penis winegums

3 chocolate penises

Penis liqourice

Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter ornament (donated by Leentje1989 :3)

Draco Malfoy ornament (donated by Leentje1989)

221B Sherlock Holmes button (from the Sherlock Holmes museum)

4 the Hobbit buttons

Film slate keyring (donated by Leentje1989)

Vibrating cockring

Vibrating soft balls (vaginal use)

Safeword (cinnamon flavoured) tea ~ a Cure for Boredom

English Breakfast tea 

All items are new except for the Nightwatching DVD. I’ll throw the John Watson UK ID tags in if they arrive before the deadline, if they ever arrive…. If not, then I’ll safe them for next time. 

  THERE WILL BE SEVEN WINNERS

First place: Johnlock shirt, candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Second place: John’s red pants, candy penis/sextoy or your choice and item* of your choice.

Third place: DVD Nightwatching (Martin Freeman), candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Fourth place: Book Parade’s End, candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Fifth place: Baker Street sign, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

Sixth place: Bilbo Baggins bookmark, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

Seventh place: 4 the Hobbit buttons, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

*item of your choice: safeword (cinnamon) tea, english breakfast tea, 221B button, Baker Street post card, Harry Potter ornament, film slate keyring.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN

You have to be following me. 

You can reblog this as often as you like, just don’t bore your followers with my crap.

Likes do not count. 

No give-away blogs. I WILL CHECK.

Winners will be chosen randomly by generator.

I’ll ship worldwide. (As far as possible, since dairy products might be a problem).

You must be able to provide me with your address.

Please have your ask box open.

If you fail to respond within 48 hours of my ask, then the prize will go to another person. 

Deadline: 11th of June 2013

If you have any questions or comments don’t hesitate to let me know.

GOOD LUCK :D

Johnlockedness’ 2000th 2071th follower give away!

To celebrate the fact that I gained, now over, 2000 follwers I’m doing a give away, because you guys are awesome. I made so many good friends through tumblr, friends I will cherish for live and all of you are so talented and kind and just superb ♥♥♥ THANK YOU ♥♥♥

  SOO WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE (I.O.O.A.):

Johnlock t-shirt by Saniday (size M)

John’s Red Pants (any size)

Bilbo Baggins bookmark

Baker Street postcard

Baker Street sign (from the Sherlock Holmes museum)

DVD Nightwatching with Martin Freeman (aka the penis movie, REGION   2)

Book Parade’s End by Ford Madox Ford with Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover

Massive chocolate penis

Penis lollipop

Penis winegums

3 chocolate penises

Penis liqourice

Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter ornament (donated by Leentje1989 :3)

Draco Malfoy ornament (donated by Leentje1989)

221B Sherlock Holmes button (from the Sherlock Holmes museum)

4 the Hobbit buttons

Film slate keyring (donated by Leentje1989)

Vibrating cockring

Vibrating soft balls (vaginal use)

Safeword (cinnamon flavoured) tea ~ a Cure for Boredom

English Breakfast tea 

All items are new except for the Nightwatching DVD. I’ll throw the John Watson UK ID tags in if they arrive before the deadline, if they ever arrive…. If not, then I’ll safe them for next time. 

  THERE WILL BE SEVEN WINNERS

First place: Johnlock shirt, candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Second place: John’s red pants, candy penis/sextoy or your choice and item* of your choice.

Third place: DVD Nightwatching (Martin Freeman), candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Fourth place: Book Parade’s End, candy penis/sextoy of your choice and item* of your choice.

Fifth place: Baker Street sign, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

Sixth place: Bilbo Baggins bookmark, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

Seventh place: 4 the Hobbit buttons, candy penis/sextoy of your choice, item* of your choice.

*item of your choice: safeword (cinnamon) tea, english breakfast tea, 221B button, Baker Street post card, Harry Potter ornament, film slate keyring.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN

You have to be following me. 

You can reblog this as often as you like, just don’t bore your followers with my crap.

Likes do not count. 

No give-away blogs. I WILL CHECK.

Winners will be chosen randomly by generator.

I’ll ship worldwide. (As far as possible, since dairy products might be a problem).

You must be able to provide me with your address.

Please have your ask box open.

If you fail to respond within 48 hours of my ask, then the prize will go to another person. 

Deadline: 11th of June 2013

If you have any questions or comments don’t hesitate to let me know.

GOOD LUCK :D

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deevonne:

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crazyizzy:

Just because I love this.

PS: Use headphones.

you guys, use headphones or earphone srsly

THE END. THE LEFT EARPHONE. MY SHORTS.

HOLY FUCK. THE VERY DEFINITION OF “EARGASM”

Unffff!

holy shit. It sounds like Matt is in my room

YOU’RE WELCOME.

THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY

OH MY GOD. I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this. 

The “get these fucking prints out of my sight” giveaway

So, I have an Epson Stylus Photo R3000 printer

I use it for the high-quality 13”x19” Limited Ed. prints in my official shop but recently it has been out to make my head explode by casually putting a random ink splotch on otherwise perfect prints

I am seething with rage!!!!! because it only happens randomly so I don’t know what’s wrong and also I use very expensive paper and ink SO EACH TINY SPLATTER costs me a fuckload

I don’t want to throw out the prints because they look fine otherwise but I also can’t look at them any longer cause THEY ARE FAILURES AND MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!!

People who follow me on Twitter can attest to my total meltdown and tantrum because of this

They’ve suggested that I sell them as discounted Artist’s Proofs or something but INSTEAD I am going to do a giveaway

Next Saturday, March 16th, I will pick one or two losers winners to receive these prints free of charge. They normally cost $80-$95, and I don’t sell some of these pieces anywhere else, so I figure if anyone wants ‘em and doesn’t mind the imperfections…

The prints are 13”x19” and will be signed and dated and marked “PROOF.” I’ll ship anywhere.

I don’t fucking care how many times you reblog

But try and reblog at least once because the goal is that maybe someone who sees this post is a Printer Whisperer and can tell me why the fuck my printer is being such a douchebag

I don’t fucking care if you’re following me