just here for funsies

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

I gotta take my chances

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

I gotta take my chances

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

I gotta take my chances

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

I gotta take my chances

welcome to discworld on the glorious 25th of may, where the objectively ridiculous phrase ‘truth! justice! freedom! reasonably priced love! and a hard-boiled egg!’ is guaranteed to make me tear up

Discworld Heritage Post

QUEUED THIS FOR BOTH MEAT DAYS

meat day is like the purge but you’re only allowed to commit crimes against vegetarians

“Straight dudes will tell you they’re into older women and then the women in question will be barely 300 year old elves without a single wrinkle on their faces. If they saw the older women I want to fuck they’d hurl!” The rogue says, tears welling in her eyes. The rest of her adventuring party tries to console her. The party wizard who is dating a 300 year old elf doesn’t hold it against her, he knows she’s only lashing out because she fumbled a 4000 year old elven gilf

Hey I just realized now like a month and half later that I did not, in fact, tag this as “elven gilf” as I had intended to make the post easier for me to find. I had instead tagged it as “elven golf”. I’d like to apologize to the one guy with an extremely specifically fetish for ruining your tag