Virginity = Immortality

Aww, come here, baby .

She just– And then they– And she went– And the fog–

Your lungs. Are crying. That’s extraordinary. 

Just hug me already.

No, no. I understand. I just think you’re a wimp. 

You don't understand! My lungs are crying!

But who will then love Monica? 

Wimp. 

You don't understand! My heart is crying!

Was it a chick flick? Loser. 

Can you believe that... that Marco chose Veronica over Monica.. because he didn't want to date a woman whose name began with "F"?! 

I’m choosing not to question that any further. 

Good decision. 

Really, Link? Really? Little kittens? 

I'd say children, but the police is already after half of the film students, so meowmeow it is. 

Sometimes Linky you can be extremely creepy. And by ‘sometimes’ I mean more often than not. 

Did you just mention cinnamon rolls? 

What about the health care system and all the that? 

It's watching! 

I decided to go for a run today. Got to the end of the street, decided I wanted cinnamon rolls. Walked back. Best. Idea. Ever.

But what about the health care system and all that?! 

Why?

It's all for the science. 

I don’t want to know how you know that. 

I do my research. 

Miss Brown always has mood-swings. She’s cray-cray. 

But her hair smells good.

Yay! It’s the most exciting part of my week. 

It's still week? But Miss Brown mentioned Friday. Or.. fried chicken.. I don't know, she had mood-swings today, it's hard to tell.