Lingua 365

It’s time to say goodbye. This is our last post on Lingua365.de. It was a blast! Thanks for all your likes and comments. But hold back your tears, we will be back – just check our accounts on Facebook and Twitter for our new projects in 2016!

3, 2, 1—HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Are you ready to celebrate New Year’s eve? We’re ready to calibrate The Firecracker. Maybe a little higher?!

MerrRING Christmas! Come on, you guys—it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Don’t ruin it with a selfie every minute, everyone’s eyes glued to their cells. We suggest setting your phone to “Christmas-Mode” and treat yourself to a little bit of Silent Night.

V-tech made a boo-boo. Last week it was revealed that the data of over 11 million customers had their data hacked–including nearly 3 million kids. No need to throw a tantrum, but v-tech needs a time out.

Long live the King! Nike just awarded Lebron "King" James a lifetime endorsement contract—the first ever in the company's 44 year history—and it's worth upwards of $500 million. It's good to be king.

You want to get high, man? The cannabis market in the USA is about to blow up—to the tune of $20 billion (with a B, bro). And tech companies and start-ups aren't about to just be passive observers—they are partaking and helping drive the buzz that it might be even higher.

On the surface, it's news worth liking: Mark Zuckerberg announced that he'll donate 99.9% of his total worth to a private foundation as a gift to his newborn baby. Yet, before we start liking it en masse, don't forget: Private donations are tax-deductible, which amounts to a 45 billion dollar tax loophole!   

Before the force on December 16th awakens it does, choose wisely you must. Google is letting you get your inner Jedi on by cloaking Google apps in either Light Side or Dark Side skins. #ChooseYourSide   

Did you hear the hot news? Viagra purchased Botox! That's right, the same company known for paralyzing toxins was purchased by a company known for unleashing the male monsters. Let's hope they don't confuse the two.  

Long known as a place for shit coffee, Starbucks is now also known for holiday shitstorms. The coffee giant removed all holiday decorations from its cups and hired a social media evangelist (no shit) to stir up the controversy—and get all christians stateside to post selfies of their "c(hrist)offee”. 

Ladies and gentlemen, there's a new sheriff in town. His/her/its name is Anonymous. In the wake of the attacks in Paris last week, the hacker collective has declared war against ISIS. Terrorists online and AFK, you've been warned.

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20 years ago we made the switch from disc to stick, and haven't looked back. 2 decades ago, we first laid our eyes on a bundle of joy called USB and have been schlepping it and megs and gigs of data with us ever since.

Who's up for a party? We've got our party costumes and disco lights we just need you. Just 'cause we're high in the sky, don't mean we can't get down!  — Your BF, EasyJet

Lingua would like to give a super cool shout out to the Bundeswehr, the German military if you didn't know. Which, if you didn't, is really not cool, which the Bundeswehr is. Just look at their new campaign targeting "der German youth" coinciding with birthday 60. It's uber cool.

A little kid once asked: “Is this real life?”. A question that former Instagram-starlet Essena O’Neill posed to herself and came up with a surprising answer: It is not! At least, not on her Social Media channels. But hey, there’s no reason to cry about it, just be yourself and come as you are.

Cheese – Check Apples – Check Toilettpaper – Check Stocks – Check?!?!