May I have a line please

That chick's pronouns must be hee haw

What's the bigger Sports feat. Grand Slam or hole in one

Guy won a private jet worth over 2 million from Mr Beast Within a month he was busted in Paraguay with millions of dollars worth of drugs in the plane

Colorado just passed the bill that allows the state to take your child away from you if you misgender your child. Meaning if you call them by their real gender

Ad space on toilet

2 million only fans no hug

Gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people. Let that sink in

Frozen tomato sauce sticks trans period

I was terrified to get married because I found out that 50% of marriages ....last forever

My last girlfriend was such a doll and I really mean that because I would blow her up every night. And she really took my breath away. One night I don't want to brag but we were rolling around together and I popped her. they don't call me needle dick for nothing. But she's on the past now and she's doing well. Sometimes I feel her up with helium so she plays hard to get which is kind of fun. - Tom Cotter comedian

Dude said to me, hey bro the moon landing was fake, I replied you believe the Moon is real?