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give him soup.

The ever-splendid peacock

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neptuniite

painting of my cat

lindwyrmz

I think our beasts are twins

#his name is Stormy #its because we found him right before a rainstorm #it wasnt even raining yet and STILL he has looked permanently damp since kittenhood

planeyboys

Lugia chewing undersea cables

a-book-of-creatures

“SCROLL BACK UP IT’S OIL ON CANVAS”

“SCROLL UP IT’S GLASS”

Every time I do that it turns out to be a jpeg. Maybe a png. Nothing to get excited about.

str-ngeloop

"public schooling in america is by and large not designed for ideal learning and has a lot of fucked up incentives and structures that encourage mistreatment of children" ✅

"it would be preferable to have no structure or standardization and just go by vibes" ❌

"education itself is the problem, knowledge is fake, math and writing are unimportant, and ignorance is wisdom" ❌❌❌

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marschive

denial is a harrier

#disco elysium

tpwrtrmnky

Online superhero communities would have RANCID discourse.

"Is dating non-supers without disclosing your secret identity allowed?"

"Monetizing superhero activity is sellout shit, work a day job"

"If you prioritize flipping burgers over stopping a crisis for RENT you don't get to claim the hero label"

tpwrtrmnky

Guy who has been superheroing for three weeks and does not have enhanced senses: "I do not give a SHIT if you're 'burned out' or 'suffering panic attacks daily', if you CHOOSE to wear noise cancelling headphones just to avoid hearing about crises you could stop with your powers, you're no better than the villains. You hear about a fire, you fly over and stop it, no ifs or buts, I don't care what your therapist says."

tpwrtrmnky

Hero who's got PTSD from losing one of her closest friends: Please, please, PLEASE, if you're unpowered and trying to do hero work, be careful! Do NOT take unnecessary risks, do NOT expect to survive hits your empowered friends do, wear ALL the safety equipment you can.

Teenager who's literally invulnerable: Erm, gatekeeping much?

#superhero discourse in the Disaptch universe is probably so insufferable #“Mecha man apologists DNI”#dispatch

enthusel

HORSE America burger burger burger

#i was JUST thinking “can a queer person get ahold of taiki shuttle and draw her w the realistic bust physics the game wont give her”#lo and behold 💚#ohhh i love herrr #i love the og but i have to admit the Modesty Horse is a lil funny #umamasume

grox

catasters

biteybeast

and why he oulka dots

whatcoloristhatcat

black ticked tabby

medbasement

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frogofthemonth

Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.

kcokaine

goldshit

#uma musume #uma musume? wrong! uma musako.

moved84764

i LOVE golshi...

#uma musume #i like her because she is stupid <3

Honse

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himecommunism

maintaining the horse-sized horse girl agenda is our top priority

#uma musume

arturia-giallo

XユーザーのRaikkonenさん:「#umamusume https://t.co/ibkoSShr7J」 ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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