lol

i put the plinko horse in there

you’re next

The instructions weren’t clear enough. I got my dick caught in the soundboard

my life is, broadly speaking, a sycopated synergistic organically derived collaborative synergistically synergated performace art piece

stan bts

isn’t it good to know that me, the real lindsey buckingham (which is me), has this URL safely in my possession?

it’s hard work being the sexiest member of fleetwood mac but someone’s gotta do it

every day i choose to comb my hair vertically

time for white boy summer 😛

*internet dial-up noises*

since being kicked out of fleetwood mac i supplement my income by mining data to sell to the russians

i just wanna be. APPRECIATED.

while you were partying, i studied the mickey mouse club plastic guitar

i’ve hacked your facebook