YOU H E S I T A T E D

I see your “gay girl doesn’t realize she’s getting flirted with” and raise you “gay girl doesn’t realize she’s flirting”

Put them both in the same room and what happens? Absolutely nothing.

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

The provinces and territories of Canada.

Always reblog the homeland

If you’re ever asked by a straight person who is your celebrity crush but you’re not out and your brain decides to take a vacation on lesbian island and you can’t come up with the name of a single man that was ever famous just say Chris. The other person will immediately say the Chris of their choice amongst the 50 that are famous and you just agree with them.

this also works if you ARE out and just want to lure ppl into a false sense of security because then just as they’re starting to agree you yell “…..TINE BARANSKI!!!!!,” smash your glass on the floor and rollerblade backwards out of the room windmilling your middle fingers while “Come To My Window” by Melissa Etheridge blasts from your radio backpack