“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

Sometimes i think i’m a normal person and then i remember that once spent 2 hours explaining to one of my close friends why i loved each aisle of the grocery store we were at. I say 2 hours cause then she made us leave but i was prepared to continue talking

“these paper straws are biodegradable 🥰” bestie i know, they are biodegrading in my mouth

Ultimately I think it’s okay to eat octopus even though they’re hella smart because I know if a human baby fell in the ocean and a hungry octopus was near it would definitely eat the baby. We just have solid land advantage which makes the stakes skewed

rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

Take notes, Western world!!!

Can't believe they put apartments and apartments in different ep's🙄

"this fandom is annoying" every fandom is annoying dipshit. it came free with being passionate about something.

no dynamic is too pure to be sullied by sex because sex isn’t dirty. btw.

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

Stroking my bush thoughtfully

i think that the concept of an "uncaring universe" is so silly. like we invented caring to describe a thing that humans specifically do. it's tautologically true. like i get annoyed at feel-good humanist platitudes very often but being like "oh the universe doesn't care about us" feels as meaningful as saying "the universe doesn't speak french". like yeah obviously you made that word up to describe a thing that people do