:)

gasolina, the original despacito,

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

despacito WISHES it had half the raw energy of gasolina

I'll write myself a brand new story with a happy end.

“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.” - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations

Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.

That settles it. The older generations are just weak.

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute