Procrastination Station

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

Audio: dramatic piano. The husky screams along, vaguely keeping the rhythm but not the tune

That last ROO always gets me

ao3 is down can someone tell me a bedtime story about my two favorite fictional men kissing? with tongue

can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

onto better things thursday

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

Oh to be kissed until I can barely think a single coherent thought