*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

the year is 13 AT (after twilight)

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

isn’t it sad that the natural state of women is hairy, hairy legs, hairy pits, hairy arms, hairy vulvas, hairy brows, and at one point that was normal and accepted but now we live in a society where women in their natural states is so disgusting that we can’t even stand seeing it on ourselves

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman

being weird together is a love language